SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
12-08-2013, 08:18 PM
I seriously dont get the point of this thread, can you enlighten me?

Basically, you have to have been here for at least 5-7 years in order to understand this thread and its predecessors. Your more than welcome to join us though, Its mostly occupied by myself, Srgnt Acorn, Spoon, and occasionally James. There is no rhyme or rhythm, its just here because it always has been and always will be.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:33 AM
I seriously dont get the point of this thread, can you enlighten me?

There is absolutely no "point" to this thread or the 5 before it. Its just here to let us get our posting jollies off

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:35 AM
Your posting jollies again?

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/MerryChristmasedit.jpg~original


Going through old pictures, this is from many moon ago...

*applause*


Reminds me of this one chick who lived in somewhat nearby Wisconsin that I should have made efforts to visit

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:40 AM
Your posting jollies again?



Nobody wants to see my jollies on screen

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:41 AM
Nobody wants to see my jollies on screen

I agree.


was she a cheeeeezehead?

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:41 AM
A cheesehead and a butterface

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:42 AM
are we talking about the same girl?

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:43 AM
Absolutely.... unless there were more in my backyard that I missed

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:43 AM
LOL, I had forgotten where she was from.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:44 AM
Good ol Appleton WI if memory serves correct

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:44 AM
I think thats about 3 hours from me

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:44 AM
You should pay her a visit, shes probably legal now...

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:45 AM
I assume she must be a full on suicide girl or track whore by now.... both of which I dig

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:46 AM
She was NOT classy enough to be a suicide girl. The later seems much more appropriate.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:47 AM
Well yeah, Pretty Woman she was not. More like Coyote Ugly

Double score for chick flick mentions)

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:48 AM
Double score? double slap to the nutZ.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:48 AM
SleepHead98 THIS is the point of this thread

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:49 AM
SleepHead98 THIS is the point of this thread

LOL, yup.

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:49 AM
This is how people communicated before Texting.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:50 AM
Werd.... I think I was on AF (well, PH) before I had a cell phone

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:50 AM
So today was two weeks with no marrrrrrryyyyyy jannnneeeeeeeeeee

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:51 AM
Funny you mention that, I was thinking about packing up a bowl as we speak

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:51 AM
Werd.... I think I was on AF (well, PH) before I had a cell phone

Same here.

My first cell phone was a Trac Phone prepaid it was the size of a small squirl and had a pull out antenna

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:52 AM
Funny you mention that, I was thinking about packing up a bowl as we speak

One of my guys texted me an offer of an amazing deal earlier, $8 a gram for shit that sticks to your hand when you look at it...

but I resisted.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:53 AM
One of my guys texted me an offer of an amazing deal earlier, $8 a gram for shit that sticks to your hand when you look at it...

but I resisted.

Dam, stronger will than me. I wouldve convinced myself that I cold get the deal now and save it for later. Probably 10 or 15 minutes later, but later

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:54 AM
I would have saved it for at least 20-25 minutes... because thats how long it takes to get home lol

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:55 AM
Same here.

My first cell phone was a Trac Phone prepaid it was the size of a small squirl and had a pull out antenna

7-Eleven's finest in cellular technology circa 1998

http://images.owneriq.net/download/images/4/479f5998-9e45-6814-b939-8e78688590da-000001.png

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:56 AM
Dude! I think that is actually the one!

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:57 AM
I think everybody had this phone at some point. its pretty classic...... from the days when a phone would last for 3 years no problem

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 02:57 AM
There are probably hoards of those in land fills, still searching for signal.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:59 AM
I think my Primeco was my favorite phone cause you could make your own ringtone using the old school notes of the keyboard. Yanno, before you could just trim an mp3

http://www.discountcell.com/images/pcx1000xl_x.jpg

00accord44
12-09-2013, 02:59 AM
....for the record, I never made a GOOD ringtone, but I liked trying

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:00 AM
is that faux wood grain? shits like a buick!

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:00 AM
I remember my mother having a bag phone? remember those? most people dont, they only existed for a couple years before they figured out "hey, put the battery IN the phone"

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:01 AM
oh you mean when you had to carry a backpack like a gotdam oxygen tank? I remember but thankfully I never had that

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:02 AM
friend of mine has an early Lexus RX300 with a car phone installed above the sweet ass tape deck with single disc player

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:02 AM
I'm doing a little RoadKill marathon.

One of the best car shows ever. And its free, and only on the youuuuu tubess.

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:04 AM
friend of mine has an early Lexus RX300 with a car phone installed above the sweet ass tape deck with single disc player

There is an old couple that lives down from my apartment, this morning there was a VCR sitting by their door with "free" on it. Not a vcr/dvd combo, but a genuine old school FOUR HEAD vcr.

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:05 AM
I wanted to leave a note saying "stop attracting crackheads looking for shit to pawn, nobody has used one of these since 1999"

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:05 AM
Dam not even the "newer" 2 head VCR? They must have been clearing out their time machine

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:06 AM
I do have a Beta Max that Im hoping to pawn though

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:06 AM
I do have a Beta Max that Im hoping to pawn though

Keep it, store it next to your HD DVD player.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:06 AM
Soon as I finish typing the ad on this here typewriter

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:07 AM
Lol typewriters are still in fashion among the hipster crowd....

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:08 AM
Keep it, store it next to your HD DVD player.

I dont have HD DVD.... what am I, poor? I got me a fancy laser disc player

http://www.laserdiscmovies.com/images/main10.GIF

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:09 AM
In high school our science teacher had one of those, and my friend Chris opened it up and scratched FUCK YOU on the disc. The teacher was furious. Good times.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 03:10 AM
:rofl: quality HS fuckery

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 03:11 AM
Gotta miss those days.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 08:29 AM
Gas up the fuckin Waambulance......


A) fuck this HP Envy notebook and its finicky ass mousepad

2) fuck free online pdf converters as three in a row have failed to properly convert my shit

III. fuck whoever reads this and says "you get what you pay for"... I know that, and I want free and good. The (Ford?) commercial says "and" is better

Greenblurr93
12-09-2013, 11:48 AM
Gas up the fuckin Waambulance......

III. fuck whoever reads this and says "you get what you pay for"... I know that, and I want free and good. The (Ford?) commercial says "and" is better

Well, you get what you pay for....

:comprage1:icesangel

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 12:18 PM
its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together.... with youuuuu

Greenblurr93
12-09-2013, 12:23 PM
its almost 50 here

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 01:17 PM
Hey, FU and your double digit weather...

00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:19 PM
Hey, FU and your double digit weather...

Double down on that

:flipa:

00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:27 PM
Well, you get what you pay for....

:comprage1:icesangel

Theres always one.... and the shit never did work

00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:29 PM
and since my chariot is already gassed up, fuck windows 8. For some reason AF crashes every 14 seconds on my personal laptop but the work laptop on Win7 is just fine (for now)


Sssbullshit man

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 05:35 PM
Need a hug? New guy, hug him!

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 05:36 PM
One more to make 8300.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:45 PM
but wait, theres more.....

the file I was trying to convert to pdf gets jacked when viewed in the older version of MS Word..... which was kinda the thing I was trying to avoid by converting to pdf

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