SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
04-21-2014, 12:43 AM
I resign from this forum, you fucks are useless. :loser:

Just noticed I've been on the place for 10 years.

Who's the useless fuck now? :headshake

TheSilentChamber
04-23-2014, 12:56 PM
Just noticed I've been on the place for 10 years.

Who's the useless fuck now? :headshake

Don't mind me, just clawing my way to 10k...

TheSilentChamber
04-23-2014, 12:57 PM
Don't mind me, just clawing my way to 10k...

Started watching Game of Thrones.

Titties galore.

CivicSpoon
04-24-2014, 09:44 PM
Started watching Game of Thrones.

Titties galore.
Yup. 4 seasons of loads of titties and asses. :bigthumb:

00accord44
04-25-2014, 07:00 AM
Yup. 4 seasons of loads of titties and asses. :bigthumb:

People keep telling me how I need to watch that dam show but its always cause "there's a shit ton of boobies"

I love some titties on tv but if its just tit fest then I might as well turn on the red tube.:jerking:

00accord44
04-25-2014, 07:03 AM
People keep telling me how I need to watch that dam show but its always cause "there's a shit ton of boobies"

I love some titties on tv but if its just tit fest then I might as well turn on the red tube.:jerking:

But this quote is still true as ever:

"No matter how many pairs of tits a man has seen, he wants to see one more"
-George Carlin maybe.... I was high when I heard it

00accord44
04-25-2014, 07:09 AM
But this quote is still true as ever:

"No matter how many pairs of tits a man has seen, he wants to see one more"
-George Carlin maybe.... I was high when I heard it

In waambulance news, Monday I was given a file of 32,955 UPCs to review. My boss said I had until 5/25 to work through em.... not too bad.

BUT on Tuesday she says "sorry I made a mistake. The exceptions (the UPC file) are due by Friday." So I spent about 20 of the last 48 hours looking at fucking flashlights, lightbulbs, and automotive chemicals. It was a good time

On the plus side, I finished going insane in the process. Been working on the transition for decades :runaround:

TheSilentChamber
04-26-2014, 12:23 AM
In waambulance news, Monday I was given a file of 32,955 UPCs to review. My boss said I had until 5/25 to work through em.... not too bad.

BUT on Tuesday she says "sorry I made a mistake. The exceptions (the UPC file) are due by Friday." So I spent about 20 of the last 48 hours looking at fucking flashlights, lightbulbs, and automotive chemicals. It was a good time

On the plus side, I finished going insane in the process. Been working on the transition for decades :runaround:

what the fuck do you do for a living?

00accord44
04-28-2014, 10:33 PM
what the fuck do you do for a living?

I don't even know anymore. Market research supposedly but really I'm used as a data monkey, moving UPCs around in databases only to have them moved back so I can do it again. It blows cow balls

00accord44
04-28-2014, 10:35 PM
I don't even know anymore. Market research supposedly but really I'm used as a data monkey, moving UPCs around in databases only to have them moved back so I can do it again. It blows cow balls

So I just saw a Jeep commercial talking about their 9 sod transmission in the new Cherokee.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A JEEP NEED A 9 SPD TRANNY!?!?

CivicSpoon
04-29-2014, 10:41 AM
So I just saw a Jeep commercial talking about their 9 sod transmission in the new Cherokee.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A JEEP NEED A 9 SPD TRANNY!?!?
So it's more complicated to work on, and far more expensive to fix, with all the extra parts that will need to be replaced if it fucks up. I'm sure it will make technicians at Jeep dealerships a lot of money.

00accord44
04-29-2014, 10:58 AM
So it's more complicated to work on, and far more expensive to fix, with all the extra parts that will need to be replaced if it fucks up. I'm sure it will make technicians at Jeep dealerships a lot of money.

From what I'm reading about this automotive travesty now, its as bad as it sounds like it would be. I remember when the 8-spd Lexus LS came out a few years back and pretty much everyone agreed that was overkill. This thing seems like its gears for the sake of gears (four OD gears!)

Its been so long since i cracked open one of the R&T or Automobile mags that come to me every month, I probably would have heard about this last year. Goddam I'm out of the loop

00accord44
04-29-2014, 01:09 PM
I bet this link doesn't get removed https://www.facebook.com/amyzingdigitaldesigns?fref=nf

TheSilentChamber
04-30-2014, 10:47 AM
ford/lincoln have been making an 8 speed for quite some time. I think its a logical direction to move in, transmissions are very inefficient and that are needs improvement for optimal milage on a normal car but jeeps are also expected to perform somewhat off road right out of the box meaning that they have to also have more low end torque. I think looking improve the transmission is a great idea. Who cares if the average Joe cant fix it, your average Joe cant fix his 4 speed transmission either.

TheSilentChamber
04-30-2014, 10:48 AM
ford/lincoln have been making an 8 speed for quite some time. I think its a logical direction to move in, transmissions are very inefficient and that are needs improvement for optimal milage on a normal car but jeeps are also expected to perform somewhat off road right out of the box meaning that they have to also have more low end torque. I think looking improve the transmission is a great idea. Who cares if the average Joe cant fix it, your average Joe cant fix his 4 speed transmission either.

amy@af
04-30-2014, 12:52 PM
I bet this link doesn't get removed https://www.facebook.com/amyzingdigitaldesigns?fref=nf

Psh....removed??? It's getting spammed all up in this mofo :flippa:

00accord44
04-30-2014, 02:15 PM
Psh....removed??? It's getting spammed all up in this mofo :flippa:

I lured Amy back!!! :runaround:


.....wait, I lost her already :confused:

TheSilentChamber
05-01-2014, 04:31 PM
I lured Amy back!!! :runaround:


.....wait, I lost her already :confused:

Seems like my situation with the ladies...

CivicSpoon
05-01-2014, 10:49 PM
Seems like my situation with the ladies...
Duct tape dude... duct tape.

TheSilentChamber
05-04-2014, 10:18 PM
Duct tape dude... duct tape.

Guess who has two thumbs and got busted with weed by a trooper! This guy right here!

amy@af
05-05-2014, 01:17 AM
Good times on a Sunday?!?

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:26 AM
Good times on a Sunday?!?

Shotgun opera, lock and load.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:28 AM
Good times on a Sunday?!?


I mean :p Its me, its always a good time.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:28 AM
I mean :p Its me, its always a good time.

Coffey.... good to the last drop.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:29 AM
Coffey.... good to the last drop.


Coffey... You'll be wanting me in the morning. :naughty:

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:30 AM
Coffey... You'll be wanting me in the morning. :naughty:

Coffey... Bitter, Black, But gets the job done.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:30 AM
Coffey... Bitter, Black, But gets the job done.

That ones not true at all.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:31 AM
That ones not true at all.


I never get the job done.

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:32 AM
I never get the job done.


*goofy face*

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 10:33 AM
*goofy face*


:rofl::rofl::rofl: (3-pak of ROFL, on sale)

00accord44
05-05-2014, 03:05 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and got busted with weed by a trooper! This guy right here!

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan

00accord44
05-05-2014, 03:06 PM
Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan

Holy shit im way behind. I was on the last page still

TheSilentChamber
05-05-2014, 05:54 PM
Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan


Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

00accord44
05-05-2014, 07:41 PM
Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

Aw man you weren't even smoking it?? That's weak shit on his part.

In a similar but very different note, I got pulled over Saturday night cause I was "flying" through an intersection trying to beat the red light camera but the cop says "I didn't clock you so I can't get you for that, but your sticker is expired". ....lame :disappoin:

TheSilentChamber
05-06-2014, 10:26 AM
I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

TheSilentChamber
05-06-2014, 10:27 AM
I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

CivicSpoon
05-07-2014, 05:12 PM
Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.
Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

TheSilentChamber
05-08-2014, 01:19 PM
Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

TheSilentChamber
05-08-2014, 01:20 PM
Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...


Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

00accord44
05-09-2014, 06:53 AM
Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

Well you get an A for being thorough

00accord44
05-09-2014, 06:58 AM
Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

CivicSpoon
05-11-2014, 01:49 AM
Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

That's why I keep those kind of people as acquaintances, rather than as actual friends. Most of the time they are even acquaintances, because I'm too nice of a person to just tell them to fuck off. Some people will just never learn to be discrete, or to shut their fucking mouths when cops are around, unless their the ones driving. Shit should be common sense to most people, especially when you're doing some gray area or illegal shit.

Luckily, I've only had experiences with law enforcement where I didn't get into trouble.

- Smoked a blunt with some friends below a secluded bridge, and then I bought like a dub ($20 worth of herb) from a friend, and within seconds a cop car pulls up on us. Cop is smiling and simply says "we just wanted to make contact with you, and know you were here." Went and sat in his car, with his partner. Didn't even check our IDs or anything. And there's no way he didn't smell the shit on us. We sat there discussing how lucky we were, for about 10 minutes and decided to leave. They were still parked on the other side of the bridge pillar from us, and never did shit.

- Walking around my neighborhood with a backpack full of bud lights, a joint in my pockets, chugging beers, with a friend/co-worker; because we were fucking bored as shit. At the same time, my friends 40 year old co-worker happens to be setting off fireworks half a mile away through the neighborhood. Cops pull up, seeing the open containers. Ask about fireworks, of course I have my ex-roommates backpack with 2 smoke bombs and a bong hitter piece. They do a light search, find the smoke bombs/hitter piece, & joint in my pants pocket, and we pour out the beers. They take the smoke bombs, hitter piece, and grind the joint under their heals, and we're on our way.

- Finished working on an Accord Wagon with my friend, so we, and his roommate, go to drop the car off to the "ethnically diverse" part of the City. Drop the car off, my friend gets paid (in cash and others....) and we're leaving the "ethnically diverse" area. Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white :lol2:. I'm in passenger seat, listening to everything the driver is saying, and I forgot my wallet in my car (only time it's ever happened btw). Second cop comes to my window, and basically asks (in my naive brain) "So you guys came here together because it's the bad part of town? Of course I said, "Yeah", because we don't want to get shot or jacked for money or my friend's room mates car. A minute or 2 later, the driver gets pulled out of the car, and the bullshit starts. They claim I'm telling them a completely different story, from the passenger seat, about why we're down there, and asking if there's anything illegal in the car. Typical cop bullshit, trying to turn one person against another for no legit reason. Driver says "Nope", and we're on our way.

Very simply with my interactions with law enforcement. Don't act a fool, don't overreact, and just be cool. People who don't understand that, can't possibly be my friend. Unfortunately I know far more people who can't follow those "rules", but I've certainly figured out those who can.

CivicSpoon
05-11-2014, 02:01 AM
....
So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

00accord44
05-12-2014, 07:13 AM
So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

Oh yeah I forget the name of those, but those Coke "Mix It Yourself" machines are great! I rarely get to use one since I do most of my ordering in the drive thru and it seems wrong to task those people (whadd'you mean those people??) with my crazy mix ideas.

Grape drink is phenomenal though

00accord44
05-12-2014, 07:16 AM
Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white :lol2:

So true. As Dave Chappelle said "you allllways need a white guy in the group to do the talking when the police get there"

TheSilentChamber
05-12-2014, 06:55 PM
So true. As Dave Chappelle said "you allllways need a white guy in the group to do the talking when the police get there"


Just like most white people seek out a black guy to do the talking when looking for weed....

..... unless your a true stoner, then you know white boys got the best bud.








































:biggrin:

00accord44
05-13-2014, 07:00 AM
..... unless your a true stoner, then you know white boys got the best bud.



Very true. You want one or two varieties of good shit then there's some variety of brown guy that can take care of you. But if you buy your weed the same way you buy Jelly Bellys then youre gonna need to find a white boy.


Pineapple Express was a documentary

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 04:52 PM
Very true. You want one or two varieties of good shit then there's some variety of brown guy that can take care of you. But if you buy your weed the same way you buy Jelly Bellys then youre gonna need to find a white boy.


Pineapple Express was a documentary

Mmmm Jelly Bellys

Pineapple espresso, not so much.

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 04:53 PM
Mmmm Jelly Bellys

Pineapple espresso, not so much.

N9ne (not of the Tech variety.)

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 04:58 PM
N9ne (not of the Tech variety.)

8ight

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 04:58 PM
8ight

7even

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 04:59 PM
7even

6ex

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 05:00 PM
6ex

5liver

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 05:00 PM
5liver

Floor

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 05:01 PM
Floor

Whore

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 05:01 PM
Whore
Two

TheSilentChamber
05-13-2014, 09:04 PM
Two

Won!

TheSilentChamber
05-14-2014, 05:52 PM
95-hunnerd

00accord44
05-16-2014, 08:36 AM
95-hunnerd

So Im really ink crazy since ive been watching this season of Ink Master. I think I want to get this creepy clown from The Graduate but I want something to go opposite it. I was thinking a laughing devil, but I feel like there has to be something better.

I mean, whats the opposite of this??

http://www.thevintagebazaar.com/storage/clown%20painting.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=13 33839969997

00accord44
05-16-2014, 01:36 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr06/15/18/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8761-1400191838-20.gif

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