SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

This show is blowing my mind right now and I havent even dipped in the reserves (yet)


Why the fuck haven't you dipped?

Why the fuck haven't you dipped?

I have to host an interview for a blog Im gonna write (law blog for a friend from college) so I have to wait until after. I could dip ahead of time but my paranoia lasts longer than any other effect so I'm sure it would fuck me up and ruin the interview

Well thats just theory until proven....

Well thats just theory until proven....

I have to host an interview for a blog Im gonna write (law blog for a friend from college) so I have to wait until after. I could dip ahead of time but my paranoia lasts longer than any other effect so I'm sure it would fuck me up and ruin the interview

I smoked about 4 hours before havingto go to a meeting at the church that I suppose I'm still a member of and swore people were smelling my high all through the meeting.

I have to host an interview for a blog Im gonna write (law blog for a friend from college) so I have to wait until after. I could dip ahead of time but my paranoia lasts longer than any other effect so I'm sure it would fuck me up and ruin the interview

I smoked about 4 hours before havingto go to a meeting at the church that I suppose I'm still a member of and swore people were smelling my high all through the meeting.

I sense a double or triple post is brewing

Well thats just theory until proven....

tested and failed :frown:

tested and failed :frown:

I might have to find Brain Games on demand later tonight. Im freakin out mannnn

I might have to find Brain Games on demand later tonight. Im freakin out mannnn

:runaround:

:runaround:

:runaround:

:runaround:

:runaround:

I might have to find Brain Games on demand later tonight. Im freakin out mannnn

I think I've seen that before. It sounds familiar.

I sense a double or triple post is brewing

I keep forgetting to quote.

I keep forgetting to quote.


I should be cleaning, but instead, I'm watching TopGear.

I call that a win.

I should be cleaning, but instead, I'm watching TopGear.

I call that a win.


I think I need an RV...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/JURASSIC-PARK-Lost-World-MOBILE-LAB-RV-1997-Original-Screen-Used-Movie-Prop-/331115447671?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4d1804c577

I should be cleaning, but instead, I'm watching TopGear.

I call that a win.

I just finished that interview with the skill and grace of a sober gazelle riding a unicycle on a high wire.... and now its time to tke and dream about gazelles ripping bongs and flying on the trapeeze (cause everybody knows the trapeeze is for high flyers)

I just finished that interview with the skill and grace of a sober gazelle riding a unicycle on a high wire.... and now its time to tke and dream about gazelles ripping bongs and flying on the trapeeze (cause everybody knows the trapeeze is for high flyers)


Sounds like your already flying.

I just finished that interview with the skill and grace of a sober gazelle riding a unicycle on a high wire.... and now its time to tke and dream about gazelles ripping bongs and flying on the trapeeze (cause everybody knows the trapeeze is for high flyers)

.....but first its almost time for

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2439710/wild-man-on-wheel-of-fortune-o.gif

.....but first its almost time for

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2439710/wild-man-on-wheel-of-fortune-o.gif


63 hundred bucks!!!!

.....but first its almost time for

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2439710/wild-man-on-wheel-of-fortune-o.gif

If you can read lips, you know he's saying "I don't know how I won. I don't even know how to read"





.....I think Im the only one in this thread who can get away with that joke without Rev. Al Sharpton getting involved

63 hundred bucks!!!!

Dude.... he's about to buy the first 50 inch screen television that weighed as many pounds as it costs dollars

63 hundred bucks!!!!

....................but he's so HAPPY!!!!!

:runaround:

....................but he's so HAPPY!!!!!

:runaround:

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz854gtRw1qk8xqyo1_500.gif

Fuck, I know Ive seen that movie but cant remember what it was. I know that kid is Baby Nicky from Fresh Prince though

Fuck, I know Ive seen that movie but cant remember what it was. I know that kid is Baby Nicky from Fresh Prince though

Little Rascals

Cinema classic.

Little Rascals

Cinema classic.

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1086869_nissan-reveals-zeod-rcs-400-hp-3-cylinder-engine-confirms-2015-lmp1-entry

Little Rascals

Cinema classic.

Ohhhh right, the new Lil Rascals. As it turns out, I haven't seen that movie but it looked familiar from my days working at Movie Gallery (former Blockbuster wannabe)

Ohhhh right, the new Lil Rascals. As it turns out, I haven't seen that movie but it looked familiar from my days working at Movie Gallery (former Blockbuster wannabe)

We had a Movie Gallery in my home town in Texas.

2 Girls 1 Cup

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/87/87b7bb4b3c4fa675a92296d39ccf28e686bd69fe59c66d1d09 3679c93cbe449e.jpg

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/87/87b7bb4b3c4fa675a92296d39ccf28e686bd69fe59c66d1d09 3679c93cbe449e.jpg




But.. why?

But.. why?

:dunno:

:dunno:

This is what happens when Im sober at hours I shouldnt be

This is what happens when Im sober at hours I shouldnt be

Wanted:

Club buddy to be the left side of this at every place we go
http://img.pandawhale.com/69437-night-at-the-roxbury-bouncing-bc2C.gif

Wanted:

Club buddy to be the left side of this at every place we go
http://img.pandawhale.com/69437-night-at-the-roxbury-bouncing-bc2C.gif

Fucking polar vortex froze my smoking window shut....... unacceptable

Fucking polar vortex froze my smoking window shut....... unacceptable

me > window < polar vortex

me > window < polar vortex


Thats natures way of saying hot box.

Thats natures way of saying hot box.

My car has had the lingering odeur of bud since literally last year. Hot boxed with my guy right before he went back to Ohio a few days after christmas and I would say its still at a 7% linger level even after a fresh hanging tree air freshener.


...twas powerful bud

Had a friend who use to grow. Couldn't leave the place without stinking. Last time I was there before he stopped, I couldn't get the smell out of my jacket for 2 days. I thought I hit a skunk on the way home, before I realized it was me...and that skunks generally aren't out in the middle of December.

Had a friend who use to grow. Couldn't leave the place without stinking. Last time I was there before he stopped, I couldn't get the smell out of my jacket for 2 days. I thought I hit a skunk on the way home, before I realized it was me...and that skunks generally aren't out in the middle of December.

My car has had the lingering odeur of bud since literally last year. Hot boxed with my guy right before he went back to Ohio a few days after christmas and I would say its still at a 7% linger level even after a fresh hanging tree air freshener.


...twas powerful bud

your a nissan person right?

My car has had the lingering odeur of bud since literally last year. Hot boxed with my guy right before he went back to Ohio a few days after christmas and I would say its still at a 7% linger level even after a fresh hanging tree air freshener.


...twas powerful bud


http://media1.giphy.com/media/UIUjNPwWzqIE0/giphy.gif

your a nissan person right?

Indeed.... well now I am

Indeed.... well now I am

I do :boink: the VQ though

Indeed.... well now I am


I've got this idea - dream - of finding the entire front clip of a late model maxima and mounting it in the rear of a old datsun truck. :boink::boink:

I've got this idea - dream - of finding the entire front clip of a late model maxima and mounting it in the rear of a old datsun truck. :boink::boink:

I mean as far as engine/drive train. not like.. sheetmetal.. not sure how that sounded. I'm a little... well my bowl is empty, if you know what I mean. :loser:

I mean as far as engine/drive train. not like.. sheetmetal.. not sure how that sounded. I'm a little... well my bowl is empty, if you know what I mean. :loser:

I was confused for a second like.... the front end facing backward from the trunk bed???

But considering the source I figured that might really be the plan.

I was confused for a second like.... the front end facing backward from the trunk bed???

But considering the source I figured that might really be the plan.

....and the more I thin kabout it, you should do it the fucked up way aka the best way

I was confused for a second like.... the front end facing backward from the trunk bed???

But considering the source I figured that might really be the plan.

Those Maximas are quick, and they're big ass heavy cars, could you imagine putting one in a truck that weighs like 1200 pounds, AND having it be rwd? Doughnuts will insue...

Those Maximas are quick, and they're big ass heavy cars, could you imagine putting one in a truck that weighs like 1200 pounds, AND having it be rwd? Doughnuts will insue...

I was always jealous of maximas when I rode the old 89 accord... and even still when I had the 94. The 94 Accord was quick in its own right in my hands. I pwn3d a few maximas back in the days when pwning things was a sign of manliness

I was always jealous of maximas when I rode the old 89 accord... and even still when I had the 94. The 94 Accord was quick in its own right in my hands. I pwn3d a few maximas back in the days when pwning things was a sign of manliness


90's maximas were slow though. got to be like... 05ish or newer.

90's maximas were slow though. got to be like... 05ish or newer.

Oh those are serous shit.... I thought you were talking about the 190-220hp Maximas from the mid-late 90s. Those are the ones I was out there slaying with my mighty 127hp hamster.

Oh those are serous shit.... I thought you were talking about the 190-220hp Maximas from the mid-late 90s. Those are the ones I was out there slaying with my mighty 127hp hamster.

I think the new ones are pushing 300hp. They're like fwd 4 door 370's lol.

I think the new ones are pushing 300hp. They're like fwd 4 door 370's lol.

Yeah if Im not mistaken that generation of Maximas has the same 3.5L as I do (as does the 350) without the AWD drivetrain. I know here was a time when the Maxima had a CVT option but Imnot sure if that got killed off since nobody in this country knows what the hell CVT is

Yeah if Im not mistaken that generation of Maximas has the same 3.5L as I do (as does the 350) without the AWD drivetrain. I know here was a time when the Maxima had a CVT option but Imnot sure if that got killed off since nobody in this country knows what the hell CVT is


CVT = Suckage.

CVT = Suckage.


CVS Sucks too for that matter.

CVS Sucks too for that matter.

As wells as CNA's.

As wells as CNA's.

And CNBC. :smooch:

And CNBC. :smooch:


Can we get a new page?

Can we get a new page?

Sure thing lil' buddy!

:jerking:

Sure thing lil' buddy!

:jerking:


TaDa!