SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 03:46 PM
So I just done a head count, 18 popes, 1 water pipe, and one vaporizer. I've long been wanting to load them all and simultaneously take hits till its gone or I'm gone.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 03:50 PM
T - 8 posts.


I should make these count for something.

But first. I need some fried. Chicken.

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 04:34 PM
Been a while since I've heard zip, but it was the defining word for an oz around here forever.

Definitely say sneakers or sneaks around here as well.

A lot of people I've met from Western NY say pop, as well as my elderly family members. But most people here just call it soda. Even carbonated energy drinks are referred to as soda by people (which bugs me for some reason). When my partially disabled friend asks me to get him a "soda" from his fridge, to save him a uncomfortable walk to the kitchen, it's usually for some AMP energy drink. He acted like I was the idiot when I brought him a Dr. Pepper instead of an AMP.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 04:52 PM
how the fuck can an AMP be considered "soda" above Dr Pepper!?!? Is his partial disability in the brain???




....if it is, I'm immediately regretful

00accord44
01-13-2014, 04:53 PM
T - 8 posts.


I should make these count for something.

But first. I need some fried. Chicken.

Thats called doin it right. I hope its some Popeyes or better... but the only way to get better is to not get your fried bird from a fast foodish chicken joint

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 04:57 PM
The popeyes is across town so I went to KFC- this one is not too bad quality though. My chicken preferences do rank Popeyes, Churches, then KFC though.

[enter asshole mode]
WTF does a disabled person need an energy drink for?
[/end asshole mode]

And where I'm from "Coke" is used to describe all soft drinks. Such as "hey, grab me a coke" "sure, what kind?"

Here in Portland it seems to be a pretty diverse mix of Soda and Pop.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 04:59 PM
I imagine in Portland, all soda or pop or soda pop is crafted by some artisan dude who rides the bike with the gigantic front wheel and little back wheel while he juggles pigmy midgets with handlebar moustaches

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:01 PM
its their fault.....

http://growthplates.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/portlandia-we-can-pickle-that.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:04 PM
Its scary how correct you are and how accurate that show is. The local pizza chain "Hot Lips" makes their own soda, and at saturday market there is always local made soda, and I actually work a block up from a specialty soda shop- hundreds and hundreds of different kinds from all over the world.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:06 PM
Funny enough, a lot of shows that are based in Boston, are actually filmed in Portland. Such as Leverage. I guess downtown here looks very similar to downtown Boston :dunno:

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:08 PM
AND they deliver your pizza in a locally made electric car thing.

http://www.purpleroofs.com/newsletters2008/081014/Restaurant-Hotlips-Pizza-02.jpg

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:09 PM
So basically, if you added a heavy dose of "fawk yew, weahhh the shit and yoah gahbage" attitude, and took away all the weird modes of transportation then Portland would be Boston. Good to know

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:10 PM
Goddam I love that show though.....

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:11 PM
Portlandia that is.... not Leverage. Fuck Leverage (never seen it)

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:11 PM
This is one of my favorite, its become an ongoing joke in my industry among the people my elbows rubs...

Goddamn I always forget to post links:

http://youtu.be/UBPT1pgByqc

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:13 PM
:rofl:

Sheees maakinnnn jewwwwwwwelry now

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:15 PM
fuck... now im on portlandia binge

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:17 PM
I could post a million that kill me but this one though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moFFnDf8xGI

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:24 PM
"after you pay for it it's free"

Hahah.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:42 PM
not sure who that guy is, but I feel like he couldve beena regular on Seinfeld and stopped all (or at least most of) the "Seinfeld only has white people on it" shit

00accord44
01-13-2014, 05:44 PM
course when Seinfeld was on, he might have only been a teenager so theres that... maybe he couldve been Elaines statutory boyfriend or something

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:50 PM
So I committed to an "lets do this every Monday" thing last week. Fuck, I forgot I'm only downtown every other Monday, now I have to trek down there, have a couple beers, then come back. My MJOD attempt will have to be postponed until later in the evening.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 05:57 PM
9000....

http://i.imgur.com/JhBzQ.gif

00accord44
01-13-2014, 06:01 PM
She is quite proud of herself.... as well she should be

00accord44
01-13-2014, 06:03 PM
I can see in that mirror that she has minimal tittage though.... but clearly she knows what brings all the boys to the yard

00accord44
01-13-2014, 06:04 PM
meanwhile, I stumbled across Getting Doug with High while on the Portlandia binge. Really making it hard to not make a run to the pharmacy

00accord44
01-13-2014, 06:09 PM
and also found this..... if I did have the herbage right now I'd be wayyyy down in the internet video rabbit hole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew5dI_zlhRA

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 06:10 PM
getting doug with high? wtf is that?

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 06:12 PM
Nope not mentally disabled. Dirt bike accident; bad back, titanium rod in his femur on the right side, reconstructed knee (3 times) on the left side.

But yeah, I don't get it either.

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 06:46 PM
http://img.reversegif.com/62821_o.gifI can see in that mirror that she has minimal tittage though.... but clearly she knows what brings all the boys to the yard

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 07:02 PM
Yes Spoon, are you going to say something?

00accord44
01-13-2014, 07:43 PM
getting doug with high? wtf is that?

Doug Benson's online show (I forgot the channel already) where he has B-list celebs come and smoke with him and he promotes the herb site that supplies it.

I was interested cause the episode that popped up was with Alia Shawkat (aka Maeby Funke) and the kinda hot girl from Parks and Rec, but without my own herb garden it wasnt really that interesting or funny. Go figure

00accord44
01-13-2014, 07:45 PM
http://img.reversegif.com/62821_o.gif

Yes Spoon, are you going to say something?

I dig what he was trying to say in his invisible ink.... but I probably wont follow that link from my work computer again

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 07:49 PM
Damn it all. Stupid gif should have shown up.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 07:52 PM
Thats happened to me before.... but we established long ago that Im terrible at internet

00accord44
01-13-2014, 07:57 PM
I wonder if this still works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdq-8wwNeM

00accord44
01-13-2014, 07:59 PM
.....I guess not

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 08:06 PM
Please stand by, Spoon is experiencing technical difficulties.

I'm building a Honda engine, should I do B or H?

00accord44
01-13-2014, 08:18 PM
Well Im partial to the H as an Accord guy but its so much easier to find stuff for the B

00accord44
01-13-2014, 08:19 PM
I know a guy who has used certain engine codes starting with those letters as his passwords for just about everything since high school. Not me. Some other guy

00accord44
01-13-2014, 08:22 PM
I assume if an H youre doing H22 unless you want that extra .1 for FI (although I assume if that were the plan you'd be looking at sleeving anyway)

What B are we talking? B20? B18? For some reason Im guessing you arent looking at a B16

00accord44
01-13-2014, 08:24 PM
.......have we really gone 43 pages (at 40 posts per) without mentioning a car??

We are OTing the fuck outta this thread :ylsuper:

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 08:44 PM
B. Didn't you ask this not too long ago, or am I imagining stuff?

My disabled friend (ok, he's actually pretty much my only friend) has a turbo'd H22A in his 5th gen. He has a hell of a time finding parts. Search for a turbo manifold, and you'll come up with about 3-4 (other than chinese ebay shit). Search for one for a B-series, and you'll find dozens. You'll have to deal with FRM (fiber reinforced metal) sleeves, which means you'll have to sleeve the block, where with the B you don't. The B20 might though. Though the one I saw didn't look any different, but I've read conflicting info on them with some saying they do while others say they don't but have a piss poor design.

You also don't have to worry about aftermarket mounts and weird axle combinations (or aftermarket.)

00accord44
01-13-2014, 09:02 PM
Guy at the shop I used to hang out at in Tallahassee had a turbo B20 civic hatch with stock internals running 11psi if I remember right. Called it the silver bullet and that fucker was FAST. I couldnt tell you how long it lasted but when I saw it (never got to ride in it) the thing moved like its ass was on fire

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 09:18 PM
Well I had been planning on building an all out road course NA b engine, super high revving. And I still plan to at some point, but I've got to put in a lot of planning to accomplish what I want with that motor. However I've always admired the 5th gen preludes, and I figure I could build a beefy H series, turbo, built internals/sleeved. Start working on it now, then maybe when I get a garage when I move this summer I'll have a decent amount of work done to the block and start looking for a car to put it in.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 09:19 PM
Stay tuned, I'm posting something in a few minutes that everyone is going to like :D

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 09:46 PM
I guess the chassis would sway my opinion. I like the say the 5th gen Preludes look, a little too heavy for my personal taste though.

But keep in mind that the SH trim has ATTS (Active Torque Transfer System), which makes the physical block different than all but 1 other H22A, the Type S (a name which is often wrongfully given to the SiR S-Spec, on online engine selling sites). So if you ever had to replace the engine, you'd need to find another one from an SH or the real Type S.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 09:51 PM
I call this piece "Fields of green".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/pipe_zps61bd2c8b.jpg

....Ok so I didn't load them all, but I loaded most of my favorites. Everyone is invited....

00accord44
01-13-2014, 09:55 PM
fucks sake..... looks like my kinda party. And some quality greens I might add

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 09:57 PM
Heheh... now where do I staaart.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 09:59 PM
Start with fire. End with snacks.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 10:00 PM
First comes smoke, then comes fire...

then something about someones underwear? Fuck, I suck at riddles.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 10:04 PM
9009! Time for some wine!

00accord44
01-13-2014, 10:08 PM
991 til you (re)join the Big Whores Club

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 10:09 PM
Damn, fucking nice. That long red one, the white with the blue sparkles, the one that looks like a blue gnarly mass of bumps, and the one at the right/head of the red one that looks like a mushroom; are freaking sweet man.

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 10:10 PM
Strange, the pic seemed to have shrunk itself. Had to click View_Image, to see it all. Came back to the thread, and it more than fits on the page now.

00accord44
01-13-2014, 10:11 PM
I like that blue/white candy stripe one the best probably, but I do like the idea of the Gandalf-style piece in the middle

CivicSpoon
01-13-2014, 10:12 PM
991 til you (re)join the Big Whores Club
Makes me think about a mass whoring of the entire site, just to get my post count up to a decent level.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 10:13 PM
That big red one is great, its my early morning/late night out on the balcony pipe. And the white/blue twisted one is primo, its actually twisted all the way through, makes the smoke all swirly. However the bottom of the bowl is very close to the bottom of the pipe, so after 10 uses or so it clogs up and you have to clean it- but it smokes better clean anyway. That's one of my special occasions pipes.

TheSilentChamber
01-13-2014, 10:14 PM
Strange, the pic seemed to have shrunk itself. Had to click View_Image, to see it all. Came back to the thread, and it more than fits on the page now.
I resized it lol

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