SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
01-07-2014, 03:56 PM
Wander if there is any way to combine herb gardens and caffeine into one unified product. Like Joose and FourLoco before the government dick slapped them.

Hmmm seems doable in my scientifically uneducated mind. Some herb garden that actually helped me stay awake would be fucking fantastic!! Any herbologist knows the feeling of having a good session and sitting down to watch a movie or some shit only to wake up 6 hours later groggy as fuck with a half eaten sammich and the main menu playing on the dvd.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 03:57 PM
I figure if that were to crop up your corner of the world would find out about it first. Emerald triangle and all that

00accord44
01-07-2014, 03:59 PM
Might have made the first really significant connection to getting the delivery business off the ground today... fingers crossed

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 04:12 PM
Did you ask to borrow your moms car?

OHHH BURN!

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 05:08 PM
If I lived in central time zone I'd be getting ready to get off work.... FML

00accord44
01-07-2014, 05:56 PM
The thing about this time zone is that if you dont live in Chicago or Houston then you live in the middle of nowhere. I guess St Louis counts as a "city" but lets be serious... its just the biggest piece of shit town in Missouri. I cant think of one other major city in this time zone thats respectable unless Atlanta is in the Central but I think they're Eastern



Quick! To the interweb!!
http://gifsoup.com/view6/1919374/batman-spinning-o.gif

00accord44
01-07-2014, 05:57 PM
Yep, eastern. Chicago stands alone in the Central

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 06:00 PM
Dallas/ft worth

00accord44
01-07-2014, 09:09 PM
Oh is that the one that in central? I just know there are two real cities and one chump city in Texas and only one is in my time zone

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 09:34 PM
All of Texas is Central Time (besides El Paso), Potty McPothead.

http://www.timetemperature.com/tzus/united-states-time-zone-map.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 09:36 PM
You've got Houston, DFDub, Austin, Oklahoma City, New Orleans, Little Rock, Davinport, Kansas City, Detroit.

Granted, Chicago is probably the largest. Is Houston larger than Chicago? Its at least close.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:11 PM
Well I accept Houston and Dallas as "real" cities but I thought most of the state was in the Mountain time zone. Houston is the 4th largest city right behind Chicago but none of the rest of those cities qualify as "real" in my Chicago snob opinion. Detroit used to be a real city but now its a disaster area.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:12 PM
Anybody ever have a guest, specifically "Guest Lilly" invite you to a private chat?

I find it really odd that I would be invited to a chat when Ive been on invisible mode since 2005

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:13 PM
Im tempted to accept just to see how ridiculous it gets but that type of attitude is exactly how I ruin all my computers. Curiosity kills the Acorn

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:14 PM
Well I accept Houston and Dallas as "real" cities but I thought most of the state was in the Mountain time zone. Houston is the 4th largest city right behind Chicago but none of the rest of those cities qualify as "real" in my Chicago snob opinion. Detroit used to be a real city but now its a disaster area.

I bet I could buy run down abandoned homes in Detroit for like $100 bucks a pop. Probably have to evict a bunch of crack heads though. If crack still exists anywhere in force, I would assume it would be either Detroit or DC.


Is that racist?

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:15 PM
Im tempted to accept just to see how ridiculous it gets but that type of attitude is exactly how I ruin all my computers. Curiosity kills the Acorn

I get irate when the chat randomly turns itself back on, which it seems to do regularly.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:18 PM
Racist and true arent mutually exclusive but I wouldnt say thats racist. The fact that I assume the role of authority on "racist or not" is equally as racist as the statement itself.

That said, you could absolutely get a house for a few hundred in Detroit, seriously. Check Zillow listings in Detroit and you'll be amazed

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:25 PM
Racist and true arent mutually exclusive but I wouldnt say thats racist. The fact that I assume the role of authority on "racist or not" is equally as racist as the statement itself.


Then I was successful :lol:

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:27 PM
Welp I havent been to my office since Dec 18th but tomorrow the honeymoon ends. Here's hoping I dont go postal

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:27 PM
Where the fuck have you been?

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:30 PM
Oh - came home to find a new episode of @Midnight on my DVR, the new season has started. Fuck yeah.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:30 PM
"working" from home. Most of the office was on vacation during the christmas and new years weeks so I just saw no need to go through the trouble of getting to downtown. I usually work from home twice a week, so I just added a few extra

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:32 PM
Oh - came home to find a new episode of @Midnight on my DVR, the new season has started. Fuck yeah.

Oh and its finally back in the on demand menu so I can check it out. Still dont have the comedy enhancers though. I gotta take care of that this week

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:36 PM
Oh and its finally back in the on demand menu so I can check it out. Still dont have the comedy enhancers though. I gotta take care of that this week

I'm finishing up my white rhino, have not opened the blueberry yet. Nom nom nom.... fuck I smoke too much.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:38 PM
Im kinda glad I took this short break. Partly cause I kinda saved $100 over the last two weeks and partly cause of the very small amount it will knock down my tolerance.. about 0.000420%

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:39 PM
I havent smoked in 2014, huzzah for me!

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:39 PM
Fix that.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 10:41 PM
Made a business deal with a friend of mine today and thought he said he had a gift of herbage for me, but I was wrong. Apparently that will happen on the back end of our business deal. Im probably gonna make that run tomorrow with my local guy though

TheSilentChamber
01-07-2014, 10:59 PM
<<< forgot how to use smileys.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 11:33 PM
You take the arrowy thing that floats around the screen
The screen is the flat thing in front of you that shows pictures and words
Move the arrowy thing over the smiley faces
Click on the smiley face (I dont know how to describe that process if you dont have an actual mousey thing)

VOILA!! Smileys :eek7:

CivicSpoon
01-07-2014, 11:35 PM
I bet I could buy run down abandoned homes in Detroit for like $100 bucks a pop.

Yes you could, maybe for even less than $100. However, it'll cost tens of thousands to get the house to be legit, and non-condemable.

I highly recommend checking out the hgtv & DIY show called Rehab Addicts. Its a woman who buys condemned homes, fixes them, and flips them. The past few episodes have actually been com Detroit.

If that doesn't peak your interest, she wears low cut tank tops and tight shorts, and bends down often. Pretty fucking awesome.

00accord44
01-07-2014, 11:51 PM
Yes you could, maybe for even less than $100. However, it'll cost tens of thousands to get the house to be legit, and non-condemable.

I highly recommend checking out the hgtv & DIY show called Rehab Addicts. Its a woman who buys condemned homes, fixes them, and flips them. The past few episodes have actually been com Detroit.

If that doesn't peak your interest, she wears low cut tank tops and tight shorts, and bends down often. Pretty fucking awesome.

We all know dam well what part of that description will draw the eyeballs from this site

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 12:11 AM
See, I thought there used to be a pop up menu with smileys, but its no where to be found anymore.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/af_zps47ca8cfe.jpg

00accord44
01-08-2014, 12:15 AM
Oh yeah I forgot that once existed

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 12:16 AM
Where are they at now?

00accord44
01-08-2014, 12:39 AM
There were 4 episodes of @Midnight in the on demand menu a half hour ago.... and now there are three. What the fizuck?

Quality show though. Wish I had the herb garden. And this Chris Hardwick hosts like 5 different shows

CivicSpoon
01-08-2014, 10:10 AM
See, I thought there used to be a pop up menu with smileys, but its no where to be found anymore.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/af_zps47ca8cfe.jpg
That's strange. I see it if I click the Post Reply button, as well as when I quote someone. When I click "More" under the smilies on the right, it gives me this link:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/misc.php?do=getsmilies&editorid=vB_Editor_001

I also have an option under the "Miscellaneous Options" that says "Disable smilies in text", that you apparently don't have.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/afsmilies_zps5a3a8aee.jpg

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:22 AM
I rarely use the Post Reply button. I just use the quick reply... but there was once a bank of smilies under there

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:26 AM
I get all kinds of options in the actual Post Reply

and smilies too

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/d3150d9d-8a7c-4a7f-a8f8-38c5eaca0687.png

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 11:41 AM
Where the fuck are my options? Maybe its because I'm not a primo member?

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 11:48 AM
I think I'm going to build a b series.

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 04:35 PM
Somehow it had gotten changed under my User CP to simple, and I guess under simple you don't have those options. Changed it to advanced or something, now I have smileys and all these text editors and font changers and shit wipers :icon16: and things of that nature. :runaround:

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 04:39 PM
Looks like with a bit of whoring I could hit 9k today/tomorrow.

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 04:39 PM
*slowly closing the gap*

*shakes fist in air like old man*

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:38 PM
If its a fist shaking fight you want, you got it

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/6292/9sl.gif

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:41 PM
Double fist it, Skeletor

http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt178/ChrisCringle/AnimatedGIF/he-man-skeletor-3.gif

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:42 PM
Double time double fist!!!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/he-man-she-ra-christmas/3.gif

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:44 PM
Skeletor it kinda looks like you're milking two....

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:44 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldutnhn12o1qdo9xvo1_500.gif

00accord44
01-08-2014, 09:45 PM
Oh, so you're aware. Whatever floats your boat bro

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 10:07 PM
Moving on from your jerko-gifs....

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 10:08 PM
I need to go buy geo-roceroesocoeroceries.

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 10:09 PM
Damn auto correct, I meant groceries.

00accord44
01-08-2014, 10:52 PM
You guys know way more about how this type of shit works than I do, so tell me what you think has gone on here

I got a gchat invite from some Nancy Steurmer randomly. Never heard of her before. She of course just got out of the shower and wants to "have fun" on cam.

Naturally my wang told me this was a good idea, so I said yeah. She sends me a link to some site where you have to "verify your age" aka give them your credit card number so I bailed. I'm not THAT stupid

But I'm wondering how the hell I wound up on her radar cause it seems that I was chatting with an actual human and when I went to the site, there was a person there on the preview cam waiting for me to accept the invite to the live chat. Of course I know it was just some chick in a warehouse of cubicles set up to look like bedrooms. I somehow got added to the "he's a sucker" mailing list :dunno:

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:01 PM
the gchat transcript for your entertainment

nancystuermer: Are you busy??
Sent at 10:37 PM on Wednesday
me: Nope, just checking on all things internet
nancystuermer: have we chatted before?? im 23/f u ?
me: we havent... did our internet paths cross before?
Im sorry I dont recognize the name off of memory
....bad memory though
nancystuermer: i'm sorry ... i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
me: doing alright, just trying to get all ducks in a row
nancystuermer: Just finished taking a bath..long day been kind of busy but i'm feeling a little naughty now! so what's up?? ... want to have some fun? ;)
me: always up for fun!
what do you have in mind??
nancystuermer: long day i was in the shower forever just playin around and it always gets me horny lolz .. gonna change my clothes want to see ? ;) lol
me: hmmmmmm I certainly do
nancystuermer: I'm kinda horny lolz :x wanna play on cam ??
me: well a picture is worth a thousand words isnt it?
nancystuermer: i dont have any pics right now but u can see me on cam ;)/
Sent at 10:42 PM on Wednesday
me: im sort of tech dumb... never done the gchat cam before. How do we link that up? just click the cam in the chat?
nancystuermer: Its http://*Yeah The Fuck Right*.com just accept my cam invite,
Sent at 10:44 PM on Wednesday
me: this is so weird! every time I click the link its a different cam!
nancystuermer: http:// *I Know Better*.com click the green "Accept Invite" button...k, then fill out ur info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in, I'd love for you to join me private ...k?
me: cool deal. see you in a sec
nancystuermer: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded ! ...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: ohyeah definitely. Gotta play it safe!!
nancystuermer: credit card verifies your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: of course!! Youngins have to look at non-live porn like I did LOL!
nancystuermer: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)
me: cool... keep that pussy wet
I mean, don't towel off yet ;-)
nancystuermer: mhhm nice and wet lol

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 11:06 PM
the chat person is fake (maybe not a fake person, but a person that is paid to lure people to the site). The cam girls are real, or the ones I checked out, because they will actually talk to you verbally on video while your typing.

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:11 PM
as soon as she hit me with the a/s/l info I knew it had to be suspect. Then once she sent the separate link for me to go to, it was confirmed.

I had some girl hit me up on MSN IM a couple years ago and my dumb ass thought she was an actual person until she tried to get me to wire her some money to the Phillipines for her "sick grandmother".

I told her I was gonna send it as soon as I went to the bank to pull the cash out and she proceeded to send me IMs asking where I was, which turned into "you're so mean! my grandmother really needs this operation! how could you do this to us?"

Fuck. Outta. Here. Fake. Bitch.

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:12 PM
oh btw this girl from a couple years ago, within 10 minutes was saying how she loved me and couldnt wait to see me when she returned to the States.

I mean I'm charming as fuck but that seemed a bit much

TheSilentChamber
01-08-2014, 11:14 PM
Anyone else hate doing laundry so bad that sometimes you just buy new clothes instead?

00accord44
01-08-2014, 11:16 PM
I do hate laundry but I just solve that by wearing the same sweat pants and hoodie every day until it makes me gag

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