SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:01 PM
This is what I imagine that you do after a session:

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/110713/thenug-RfrWJljqLX.gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:02 PM
Not that far off actually. Getting my diced hot dogs into my pot of boiling macaroni water is terrifying after a session. That water is hot!

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:03 PM
And for the record, I started using a top from a large pot (pun intended) as a shield when I drop my chicken into the oil. His terror is warranted

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:03 PM
Speaking of, the guy that I get my good good from is back in town and restocked :D

*does happy dance*

*goes and looks for a happy dance gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:04 PM
I think the time I gave myself 2nd degre burns while making homemade donuts it was after a session

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:04 PM
Home made doughnuts?! That sounds derishious

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:05 PM
oh, and this will work.

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/110713/thenug-JckBhxkLka.gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:06 PM
I was looking for the Webster happy dance but could only find this

http://25.media.tumblr.com/434b0daaf0f1f5a75a6893a0b4c99ff5/tumblr_mi4fbckJOC1qc1vfso2_250.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:07 PM
Something that I've been wanting to do is load ALL my pipes and then chain smoking that shiz.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:10 PM
At last count I had 17 I think.


And this may be the best gif ever that did not involved tits.

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/110113/thenug-nLJJ3SqFJo.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:11 PM
I'm going to pick up some of that hemp cord, I'll let you know how it goes.

I remember using it a few times a long time ago with a dirty hippy, and I remember it being annoying to have to light it then put it out again every time, maybe they've improved some since then.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:11 PM
Change that to tits or ass and Im inclined to agree

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:12 PM
I saw a string of ass gifs on that site that were just phenomenal

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:14 PM
Speaking of phenomenal gifs

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/112713/thenug-WhDyMpL2vH.gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:17 PM
Ive been looking at this site for the better part of two hours now and I dont even have an herb garden to cement my attention to it

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:18 PM
Its so weird when I think about how many hours Ive spent looking at almost naked women when its just as easy to find completely naked ones. What the fuck is up with that?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:20 PM
and in non hot news, this happened

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q75/s720x720/1526232_10152139334481162_2027162124_n.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:29 PM
Its so weird when I think about how many hours Ive spent looking at almost naked women when its just as easy to find completely naked ones. What the fuck is up with that?

Because your imagination is better than the real thing sometimes.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 03:31 PM
I'm on the bus to go... run an errand... and it smells like cat food. The dry kind. ..... wtf is with that?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 04:05 PM
Well....

http://www.readthehook.com/files/wordpress-images/cat-riding.jpg

00accord44
01-05-2014, 04:06 PM
Im honestly surprised at the variety of images that came up after searching "cat drives bus"

00accord44
01-05-2014, 04:07 PM
Easily the best one

http://collegetimes.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cat-driving-car.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 04:59 PM
Could you imagine a driving cat at a four way stop? They would hesitate 12 times, then when you pull out they ram into you and run off....

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 05:38 PM
Im honestly surprised at the variety of images that came up after searching "cat drives bus"

If it exists, there will be a cat meme of it.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 05:42 PM
To make everyone here "jelly"- picked up a quarter of white rhino and blueberry. :D

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 05:42 PM
Oh and I got a new pipe, because I needed to break a hundred and the headshop was right there... so yeah, new pipe. And shes a lefty.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 05:54 PM
Oh and I got some of that hemp wick. Honestly, it does taste clean, but I am using a brand new pipe soooo- dunno. But you kinda need a candle close by because it feels really dumb using a lighter to set a string on fire, then using that to set your bud(dies) on fire.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 06:16 PM
Reason number 7 hemp wick sucks:

I often zone out- for a few minutes between hits. pipe in the left, lighter in the right. And without breaking my concentration I can lift both and light the lighter simultaneously. I know, I'm talented. But with this wick I have to hold the wick in my right hand, light it with my left, put down the lighter, pick up the pipe, hit, put out the wick, zone out, then I have to break my god damaged concentration to repeat. NO REPEAT FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!

http://1.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com/97/82/204166a71f807df627c8e337674c58a6.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 06:22 PM
I found a solution... Just take rapid fire hits until the whole bowl is gone. Bingo>

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 08:22 PM
So official review of the hemp wick stuff: Eh. It ok, nothing wrong with it. I think I'm going to design and machine out a little holder for it where I can attach it to the top of the lighter and just push it up through a metal tube to light it then pull it back down to put it out. And having it built onto the lighter it would feel more natural/conventional. Seems like something chicks would like. Hippie eco chicks. No fatties or Prius drivers.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:43 PM
To make everyone here "jelly"- picked up a quarter of white rhino and blueberry. :D

Ohhh fuuuuuccckkkk YOUUUUUUUUU

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:47 PM
Oh and I got some of that hemp wick. Honestly, it does taste clean, but I am using a brand new pipe soooo- dunno. But you kinda need a candle close by because it feels really dumb using a lighter to set a string on fire, then using that to set your bud(dies) on fire.

Since Im living at moms place, I usually have a candle burning in my room to help with stink management so thats no problem. I would ask if there was a noticeable difference in the effect/feel but since you picked up some high quality shit and a new pipe thats probably hard to say for sure

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:00 PM
Yeah, cant say for sure. I got like 6 feet of it I think it was- I'll use it all and see how it is long term. Here is the solution that I ended up doing: didnt have any little tubing, so I cut a strip of aluminum out of a Rolling Rock can, made a little rolled up tube like thing, duct taped it to the side of my lighter. Push it up and when you light the lighter it lights too, then to put it out just pull it down into the tube, and it doesn't smoke like blowing it out does.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:21 PM
heh, forgot to post the picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/lighter_zpsb79493fc.jpg

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 09:25 PM
Is that the dab stuff? Dont you need particular equipment to do the dab?
Dabs are stupid. Especially when you get the stuff from someone who is doing it cheaply, and therefore dangerously. You don't really need to buy anything special to use the stuff, unless you're doing it the "right" way, where you're using indirect heat rather than just taking a lighter to it.

But the shit is dirty. Jam the material in a tube, with a plug on each end. Both plugs have a hole in the center; one end for the drip and one end to jam the butane into it. After jamming almost an ounce of material, and using 2-3 butane cans, you're left with very little stuff, that's unprocessed. After letting the butane "evaporate" (yeah...right), or cooking it off (or causing a fire), it still has residue in it.

Some people think that it's perfectly safe at this point, but it's still at an oil consistency. The material itself isn't oil, so why is the end result? Because it's riddled with butane toxins. Then people got a little smarter and buy expensive vacuums, to further suck out more toxins. Usually turning it into what is commonly referred to as wax.

Blah blah blah, it's just a bunch of nonsense. If you have material, buy some bubble bags or dry ice bags, some dry ice, and a bucket that the bag fits over the top completely. Fill the bucket, pull the bag over, shake like crazy on a clean surface. You'll have more keif than you've ever seen in your entire life, without crazy chemicals.

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 09:26 PM
MacGyver would be proud.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:28 PM
I have access to an industrial vacuum pump...

oh and this song is frying my fucking brain right now.
http://youtu.be/pSSK_RrLNgU

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:30 PM
M.I.A. is one of my guilty pleasures. Ever since I heard Paper Planes I knew she was my type of weirdo

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:33 PM
Blah blah blah, it's just a bunch of nonsense. If you have material, buy some bubble bags or dry ice bags, some dry ice, and a bucket that the bag fits over the top completely. Fill the bucket, pull the bag over, shake like crazy on a clean surface. You'll have more keif than you've ever seen in your entire life, without crazy chemicals.

Wait so put the dry ice in a bucket with the bag over it and put the pipe with the resin on top of the bag? In the bucket with the dry ice?

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:39 PM
Wait so put the dry ice in a bucket with the bag over it and put the pipe with the resin on top of the bag? In the bucket with the dry ice?

I think there are steps missing. I'm so confused. I think you put the bud in the bag with it? then the dry ice eventually all evaporates.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:40 PM
The Spoon strikes again.

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 09:43 PM
Wait so put the dry ice in a bucket with the bag over it and put the pipe with the resin on top of the bag? In the bucket with the dry ice?
Nope, no pipe or resin involved. You take your plant material and some chunks of dry ice, and throw it all in a bucket. Then pull the bag over the top, so the screen part of the ice/dry ice bag is flat over the open end of the bucket. Then just hold the bag tight at the bottom end of the bucket, flip it over, and shake.

Edit: The dry ice freezes the tricomes (keif) off of the material instantly, releasing it to freely move through the screen. It also helps to pulverize the material, to even more easily get the tricomes past the plant material.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:44 PM
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d247e3bcca18fffebcd31a351c5d300/tumblr_mg4az0cbv81qz8x31o1_400.gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:47 PM
Nope, no pipe or resin involved. You take your plant material and some chunks of dry ice, and throw it all in a bucket. Then pull the bag over the top, so the screen part of the ice/dry ice bag is flat over the open end of the bucket. Then just hold the bag tight at the bottom end of the bucket, flip it over, and shake.

Edit: The dry ice freezes the tricomes (keif) off of the material instantly, releasing it to freely move through the screen. It also helps to pulverize the material, to even more easily get the tricomes past the plant material.

Ahhhh so... I get it now. Sounds quite doable if I could get hold of some dry ice. Im sure its available if I were to look

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:49 PM
....but I also bet that would shoot my tolerance through the roof if I started with that. Gotdam adaptable central nervous system

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 09:51 PM
^ Thanks God. I already screwed up the explanation once, I didn't want to have to do it again.

But you could check your local grocery store, specifically the meat department. Or if you have an Airgas store (welding supply store), they might have it there. Just tell them you need to ship some food. They might check your ID, because of all the assholes who do vandalism with dry ice bombs.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:51 PM
What I think you should do is do what spoon suggests, and then load that shit into a good vape, THEN run that sweet dense sticky nectar through a water pipe.

BallsDeep.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:52 PM
^ Thanks God. I already screwed up the explanation once, I didn't want to have to do it again.

But you could check your local grocery store, specifically the meat department. Or if you have an Airgas store (welding supply store), they might have it there. Just tell them you need to ship some food. They might check your ID, because of all the assholes who do vandalism with dry ice bombs.



When I was in high school we put some in mail boxes, will shred those fuckers.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:57 PM
^I would ask for details but we dont need the feds shutting this shit down for real.


But this shit right here!?!
What I think you should do is do what spoon suggests, and then load that shit into a good vape, THEN run that sweet dense sticky nectar through a water pipe.

BallsDeep.

sounds like a great plan

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 09:58 PM
Please excuse this brief interruption, TSC will return to normally scheduled programming momentarily.

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/122013/thenug-fW0H7R4O9j.jpg

00accord44
01-05-2014, 09:59 PM
Ive seen better grafitti

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 10:00 PM
Fag.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 10:00 PM
wait... is that what I was sposed to be looking at?

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 10:01 PM
Never done anything to personal property, or dry ice bombs. Use to put Works bombs and stick with cigarette fuses in newspaper boxes. Did one at the corner of a road once, unfortunately there was a lot of traffic that we didn't anticipate. As soon as we finally got to turn, it blew up almost instantly next to a car behind us. Never felt so bad in my life.

Some kids had the same idea not too far from here. Only they got caught, and got blamed for all the ones we did.

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 10:03 PM
wait... is that what I was sposed to be looking at?
The bright red between her legs. Clearly she pissed herself. And clearly TSC is in to that sort of thing. :headshake

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 10:03 PM
I love squirters. No Doubt.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 10:04 PM
Squirters >>>>>>> everything

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 10:04 PM
Squirters4Life!

00accord44
01-05-2014, 10:05 PM
*three finger salute*

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 10:09 PM
This took a weird turn.

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