SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:10 AM
I go to sleep.... page 28. I wake up, page 30. One poster. Whore streak of nearly 100 by my calculations

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:11 AM
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01-05-2014, 08:12 AM
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01-05-2014, 08:12 AM
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01-05-2014, 08:13 AM
http://cdn.overclock.net/4/4c/900x900px-LL-4c6f4401_36243-slow-clap-citizen-kane-orson-w-jpBA.gif

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01-05-2014, 08:14 AM
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01-05-2014, 08:16 AM
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00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:17 AM
........what were we talking about?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:18 AM
Oh yeah, the digitally criminal history of young TSC. Probably the most useful mischief I've heard of personally

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:20 AM
I can barely navigate a gotdam computer now after using them just about daily for the last 15 years. I can only take down forums with rampant whoring and deviation from topics.... which is hard to do in COT

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:20 AM
which is where I spent 80% of my AF career

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:21 AM
I'm a whore. I cant help it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihg0aXALL-s

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:22 AM
Remember when we could embed youtube videos in our posts?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:23 AM
What form of mischief did Acorn engage in you ask?


Oh you didnt ask? Well Im gonna tell you anyway

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:24 AM
I believe the police refer to it as criminal mischief and I'm not really proud of most of it. For some reason we got a huge kick out of breaking windows. The bigger the better.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:25 AM
If karma is a real thing, then my teenage years pretty much explain my 20s where I had consistently terrible luck when it came to legal matters

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:26 AM
Course part of that was being consistently stupid while doing less than legal things, but still caught some bad breaks compared to the guys I knew/know who were/are doing WAY worse shit than I was

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:27 AM
No lawsuits for me, just court appearances

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:29 AM
Lets run down the Acorn rap sheet

Grand larceny (charge dropped)
Dealing in stolen property
Defrauding a pawn broker
Driving under the influence
Violation of probation
Driving on a suspended license
Violation of probation


thankfully thats where it ends

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:30 AM
I was accused of stealing video games from my job at Movie Gallery but no charges were pressed. Im sure part of that is the fact that there was no proof of me stealing the things I was accused of stealing

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:31 AM
...cause I didnt steal them. manager said I was stealing PS2 and XBOX games. I suppose I fit the profile as a 20something guy but at the time I didnt even own a gaming system

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:32 AM
however my current collection of DVDs is mostly courtesy of good ol MoGal.... but nobody ever accused me of stealing movies

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:33 AM
Now im thinking, whats the last crime I committed? Oh yeah, unchecked DUI. I convicted myself on that one

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:35 AM
I think you gotta have at least one chunk of your life where you can look back and say "that was some really stupid shit I was doing"

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:36 AM
people who go through life making sure to apear to never do anything wrong lead really boring (and usually secretly really fucked up) lives

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:37 AM
I think I should have been a psychologist maybe. Profiling people is one of my favorite things to do

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:37 AM
School, however, is one of my least favorite things to do. I like to learn but I fucking hate school

00accord44
01-05-2014, 08:45 AM
I should probably go take care of this while its still manageable and before my mom attempts to walk through it

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05691.jpg

00accord44
01-05-2014, 11:24 AM
I sweated sofa king much shoveling that it soaked through my hat into my hood. And my hat now smells like used hockey gear

00accord44
01-05-2014, 11:32 AM
How about a little bootleg time lapse photography. This is about an hour after I shoveled and salted

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05701.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 11:44 AM
Holy fuck that's a lot of snow.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 11:46 AM
No Hangover! *high fives myself*

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 12:12 PM
So I know Spoon likes fondling the cheap beer, what are your cheep beer choices?

I just picked up my favorite el' cheepo- Rolling Rock. $11 for an 18 pack. AND its not light beer, its 5.4% alcohol I think. Tastes like water as long as its cold. I just mixed one with an AMP orange energy drink.
Natty Daddies for the most part.

Beast Ice for when I want to drink multiple cans.

I agree that Miller High Life is a pretty decent beer. I pick up a 12 pack a few times a year, in bottle form.

I really like Yuengling too. America's oldest brewery, right out of Penn. In fact I should be getting some soon, because my friend's uncle comes up from Florida every 6 months or so, buys an 18 pack of it, and O.V. No one else there drinks beer apparently, so my friend gives the rest to me and another friends to finish off.

Then there are the Genesee Brewing Company line of beers. Pretty much only drink the Cream Ale, Bock and 12 Horses Ale when they are available seasonally.

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 12:14 PM
Anyone out there resin heads?


I mean you smoke a decent amount of weed, and you've probably smoked a decent amount of resin too. Especially if you stared your career early.
Oh hell yes. I am the king of resin scraping. Just need a lighter, a metal paper clip, and to be bored enough to scrape. I'll sit there for an hour or 2 until I get everything off that I can (other than the really crusted on stuff).

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 12:16 PM
I quickly ascended the ranks of the site and forum, till I was well known, well respected, and well hated. My weapon of choice in those days: AMD and watercooling. Before that was the cool thing to do. I remember my primortial beast was a 1.2ghz AMD processor with watercooling that was overclocked to over 2.8ghz and throwing down mad game in a neon lit all aluminum case.
Always wanted to try watercooling, but I never had the balls. With my luck when it comes to electronics, I'd spring a leak, cause a spark, and burn the house down. So I stick with whatever performance comes out of the box.

CivicSpoon
01-05-2014, 12:19 PM
unanimously we started posting said code to every thread within the forum. Meaning anytime anyone went to load any thread on the first few pages of the forum it would indefinatly replicate itself within itself indefinably.
Hilarious!!! Someone did that to Honda-Tech a few years ago, and then a game forum I use to frequent. There were even threats to ban anyone who wasn't smart enough to stop clicking on the clearly problematic threads.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 12:39 PM
Oh hell yes. I am the king of resin scraping. Just need a lighter, a metal paper clip, and to be bored enough to scrape. I'll sit there for an hour or 2 until I get everything off that I can (other than the really crusted on stuff).

Oddly enough, in my now 17 year career with the herbage Ive only smoked resin once or twice. I tried to collect keef in my grinder but havent tried to scrape out the tiny bit thats there (between the two grinders I use)

My pipe has a lot of crust and probably resin underneath. Maybe I'll get to scraping that one of these days

00accord44
01-05-2014, 12:44 PM
Time lapse #3..... one hour after one hour after I shoveled

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05711.jpg

00accord44
01-05-2014, 12:45 PM
No, the snow didnt melt, the guy from two doors down came by and shoveled the walks and the entire deck out back. Why he felt the need to shovel the part that nobody walks in is beyond me.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 12:46 PM
But now I know to just wait for that guy next time since we're apparently on his route or whatever

00accord44
01-05-2014, 12:48 PM
I just noticed he even brushed off the ledges of the deck. This guy must really hate being in his house

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:40 PM
No Hangover! *high fives myself*

I take it back... that mother is a creeper... as the day goes on its starting to apply itself. :(

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:53 PM
I just stumbled this place... http://www.thenug.com/

nice site. Has many of the things that I hold dear to my heart.

00accord44
01-05-2014, 01:57 PM
I take it back... that mother is a creeper... as the day goes on its starting to apply itself. :(

Delayed hangovers are worse than immediate ones. At least for me they are. I used to NEVER get hangovers no matter how ridiculous I had been the night before. Nowadays if I know Im about to do some surris drinking, I gotta pop an aleve before I go to sleep or Im guaranteed a hangover for the first half of the next day

00accord44
01-05-2014, 01:58 PM
I just stumbled this place... http://www.thenug.com/

nice site. Has many of the things that I hold dear to my heart.

The dudes name is Chewy and he looks like James Franco in Pineapple Express. This site is already a win

00accord44
01-05-2014, 02:06 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk that Vape-R-Rise (whatever) looks like a good time. Havent checked but I assume it runs about $250 or more. I wonder if the shop near me has em. The same shop where they sell the $75 variety of vape for $35

00accord44
01-05-2014, 02:09 PM
Even without "flower" this site is the shit

Cats..... do you agree??

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/121913/thenug-pQRwGejoMv.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:23 PM
She sheer number of ass and titties and gifs sold me. And ass and titty gifs.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:23 PM
Even without "flower" this site is the shit

Cats..... do you agree??

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/121913/thenug-pQRwGejoMv.gif


Its hypnotizing.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:33 PM
I did see on there that he pointed out how much butane you inhale when doing bong rips. Maybe you should try out some of that hemp cord and see if your sessions get stronger?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 02:40 PM
Is that the dab stuff? Dont you need particular equipment to do the dab?

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:41 PM
Whats dab?

00accord44
01-05-2014, 02:41 PM
I wonder if adding ice to the chamber helps reduce the butane inhalation. I dont know the exact science but I do know gasses slow down when cooled. not sure if the butane is heavier than the THC or if it even matters

00accord44
01-05-2014, 02:42 PM
Whats dab?

I swear I first heard about dabbing from you on this very forum (thread #5)

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:42 PM
Your still inhailing the same amount of it, so even if its denser I don't think that would matter.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:45 PM
ah, dabbing. Just looked it up. Interesting.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:47 PM
But I was referring to hemp cord instead of a lighter

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/bookworm_r/Beeline3.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:49 PM
And this is funny so I'm posting it. And if you disagree, then fuck you!

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/121313/thenug-3HvAaV7ZyP.gif

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:00 PM
Ahhhhhh never crossed my mind. When I check for the vape at that shop I'll see about some hemp cord. Although I was thinking about it and usually I only need to use the lighter three or four times per session with the bong so I dont think I should be getting too much butane but less is better in that case

00accord44
01-05-2014, 03:01 PM
And this is funny so I'm posting it. And if you disagree, then fuck you!

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/121313/thenug-3HvAaV7ZyP.gif

I have never once been upset at seeing Sofia Vergara

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