SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
01-04-2014, 12:25 AM
well two pizzas at once means an extra 15 minutes at the 7-11 bathroom at least... gotta buy a magazine too

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 12:26 AM
Wash it down with a 40 and you've got a hell of a Friday night, young man.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 12:28 AM
Well I cant leave until I get the delivery of the parka my balls ordered

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 04:38 AM
If you recall in previous convo, I had said that I had no tried skittles since cira 1994. Well while at the local Plaid Pantry (convenience store chain) I picked up a bag of Riddles Skittles. These things are for sure better than I remember. Maybe I'll try them again this decade

00accord44
01-04-2014, 10:39 AM
Im tellin you.... purple skittles (pronounced "skiddoes") are the truth..... mix that with a bag of DarkSide Skiddoes and you got a mix so potent you'll wanna hook it to your vein

http://i.imgur.com/j1of8Ea.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 07:36 PM
I'm not sure if I'm eating them correctly.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 08:38 PM
Long as you're actually eating them, you're doing ok...... unlike this wasteful asshole

http://i.imgur.com/nCXmkBG.gif

00accord44
01-04-2014, 08:41 PM
This method is a little better

http://gregbrown.co/sa/skittles.gif

00accord44
01-04-2014, 08:42 PM
Holy fuck we *looks at back of hand* really do love Skittles more than anybody else

http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/derrick_rose_skittles.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 09:13 PM
This method is a little better

http://gregbrown.co/sa/skittles.gif

I'm pretty sure more than a few of them went up his nose.

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 10:10 PM
So I know Spoon likes fondling the cheap beer, what are your cheep beer choices?

I just picked up my favorite el' cheepo- Rolling Rock. $11 for an 18 pack. AND its not light beer, its 5.4% alcohol I think. Tastes like water as long as its cold. I just mixed one with an AMP orange energy drink.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 10:38 PM
Favorite all time cheap beer is Beer 30 Ice, hands down. Tastes like stale piss if you drank it out of a sweaty old shoe but

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c792bcdb2e73e0868a7b4998234b692/tumblr_mjfsusLzpz1s6ndfzo1_250.gif

00accord44
01-04-2014, 10:39 PM
But if I cant find that particular brand of swill, I go for the Miller High Life. Not even to be ironic about it... I just like it. its way better in the bottle than the can though. I guess that goes for most beers

00accord44
01-04-2014, 10:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UuzbQ.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 10:47 PM
I never tried Beer 30, seen it a time or two a long time ago. Wrote it off as "horrible cheap beer". I'll give it a try if I ever see it again.

There is actually a beer made by 10 Barrel Brewing called Swill. Its a citrus beer, easy drinking. I could consume it by the keg load.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fD3SnVa7fDE/UZ2U8LsdLDI/AAAAAAAABnE/ZjBCXeo-MUA/s1600/swill.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 10:47 PM
AF is on the rag tonight... took like 5 tries to post that.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 11:01 PM
well with all the traffic here, how could you expect to post so freely??

00accord44
01-04-2014, 11:03 PM
In You Shoulda Seen This Coming news, I saw this on the side bar of an article I was reading

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/Huh.png

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 11:32 PM
Story of my life.

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 11:34 PM
I bought an eighth yesterday, smoked it all. Now I'm debating on wether to buy more tomorrow... I'm jonesing for it. BUT if I lay off for a few days that feeling will pass. HOWEVER... I work hard... why the fuck now blow it on weed? Oh right... no goddamn car that I'm trying to save for. FML

00accord44
01-04-2014, 11:50 PM
The way I see it, everybody has a vice whether or not they realize it. At least you know yours and know when you're spending too much for your own liking. In that article they told me was written for me, the guy talks about how he stopped cause weed is addictive to 1 of 6 teenagers. I think its more like 1 in 6 decide its for them while the other 5 move on to try other things to take their mind of the shitty parts of life.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 11:53 PM
If you got free time, you gotta fill it with something or you'll go crazy. I have yet to find the person who is happy to be solo AND sober all the time.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 11:53 PM
...and if they claim to be happy alone and sober, then they're probably heavily depressed

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 12:33 AM
there are two ladies in this video that I have an active interest in boning down with. Can you name them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLifPUIuic



EDIT : CASH REWARD FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER ON FIRST TRY!

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 12:38 AM
Also, on a side note- most people don't believe me; but I've smoked weed with someone from that video.




EDIT : CASH REWARD FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER ON FIRST TRY!

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:49 AM
google tells me this is a shutlee
http://gomotors.net/photos/47/96/honda-civic-shuttle-55x-04-image-size-1280-x-782-px-imagejpeg-45168_34db1.jpg?i

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:50 AM
no on on the boards right now. I should make this the night I post like 150 comments and hit 10k and be with the ranks of the acorns....

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:51 AM
is that a chick in the passenger seat? Who knows... fantasze anyway

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:53 AM
I mean, if its a dude, it has a penis, but it still has a bung hole.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:54 AM
Wait, thats not the right way of thinking, is it?

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:55 AM
Welcome to the Candy Shop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA&feature=share&list=FLLGL1ZB6YsspUGft1QTuA1w&index=12

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:56 AM
edited? weak.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:58 AM
87'hunRED.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:58 AM
C:// enable <enter>

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 01:59 AM
C::// Enable <enter>

Ramble Mode: <enter>

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:00 AM
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Na-na-na-na, na-na, na
Na-na-na-na na-na

-Pink.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:01 AM
did the DOS make anyone tingly?


No?


Guess I'm just an old fucker.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qX4w7.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:03 AM
FUCK YOUR WARNING!

Does this one work?
http://i.imgur.com/qX4w7.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:04 AM
Well fuck me sideways.
this one?

http://global3.memecdn.com/Run-Dos-Run_o_28938.jpg

Dont make me upload this mother

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:05 AM
I just tried to take a drink out of my ash jar...




.... I think I'm fucking drukn


Luckily I only have 6 out of 18 left.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:06 AM
Now in this drunken state what shall I do?

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:07 AM
shamoke some resin of course!

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:08 AM
Anyone out there resin heads?


I mean you smoke a decent amount of weed, and you've probably smoked a decent amount of resin too. Especially if you stared your career early.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:08 AM
Get it while you here boy!



(Name that song: Cash reward!)

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:09 AM
I'm only getting older, somebody should have told 'ya. Fuck it on I'm on one.



(gave it away, no more rewards del el a cashantantra.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:11 AM
So back on Dos.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:12 AM
Let me tell you about the days of my first forum.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:13 AM
Name: TheSilentChamber (of course.... tell me the symbolism in this name CASH REWARD!)

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:14 AM
Place: Virtual Hideout

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:14 AM
this was THE place for computer modding, Cira Late 1990s.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:16 AM
For those not in the know, computer (case) modding was something that happend just before the ricer epidemic of the early 2000's. It involved primarily cutting holes in your computer for extra fans, overclocking, putting windows (of the clear see through variety) in places where they didnt belong, and rattle canning your computer in an outburst of computer modification. To set yourself apart from the other computer geeks.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:18 AM
I quickly ascended the ranks of the site and forum, till I was well known, well respected, and well hated. My weapon of choice in those days: AMD and watercooling. Before that was the cool thing to do. I remember my primortial beast was a 1.2ghz AMD processor with watercooling that was overclocked to over 2.8ghz and throwing down mad game in a neon lit all aluminum case.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:19 AM
Those specs still hold true even ten years later. Granted bus speed and ram and everything else has improved significantly.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:20 AM
I developed a line of fan speed contolers with color graduating LED indicators- routine today, done it with resistors and Potentiometer back in the day.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:21 AM
Soon landed a few jobs writing articles for PC modding sites - all disfunct as of date.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:22 AM
I was a teenager at the time, first "job" I had was writing articles for a modding website. no pay, but I got to keep merch that was gifted to me in exchange for a review. I was in heaven.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:23 AM
All in well in the early years of "The Chamber". Growing respect, growing hatred, growing talent. The Trifecta.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:28 AM
Back to the story. As I moved up the ranks in the world. I quickly became annoyed with all the plankton. Bottom feeders. Hacks. Posers.

TheSilentChamber
01-05-2014, 02:28 AM
Soooo... after a few years.


and this was before my heavy drinking AND before my drug era.

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