SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:18 PM
Im really not sure WHY its so difficult here, but it is. seems pretty unlikely that police are actually going undercover for herb busts, but what the fuck do I know

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:20 PM
Im really not sure WHY its so difficult here, but it is. seems pretty unlikely that police are actually going undercover for herb busts, but what the fuck do I know

That's why its lax here I think, its decriminalized- if you have less than an ounce they just take it and write you a ticket- like $150 I think, and its very very very easy to get medical, so cops don't really worry about it. If they see you making a transaction in the street they will take care of business, but they're not actively looking for herbs- lot more fucked up shit going on here than a little bud.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:20 PM
and I know how you feel, that's the way it was in Texas too.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 06:11 PM
I believe I read the other day that in Chicago (or maybe all of Illinois) you can carry up to 15g and get only a ticket... for somewhere between $250 - 550. so basically if they catch you with it, they take it and take the money you would use to buy it again in 10 minutes

00accord44
01-03-2014, 06:13 PM
and I'm prety sure it was 15g cause I remember being shocked that you could have over a half a zip without getting locked up. But anytime Ive ever had more than a 3.5 on me, I just wanna get home without an incident. If I have 15g on me and decide to go stroll downtown or catch a movie then I fully expect to be jailed or robbed. Some cops will flip a coin to decide which one is your fate

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 06:22 PM
*points at back of hand* *looks away*

00accord44
01-03-2014, 06:52 PM
^absolutely correct

00accord44
01-03-2014, 06:53 PM
Anybody ever use linkedin? I just joined and I must say that site is way more irritating and buggy than AF is right now. But at least I know full well why AF is falling to pieces

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 06:54 PM
I have gotten dozens - probably hundreds, of invites from coworkers/people I went to school with. Never joined though.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 07:20 PM
If it werent for trying to launch a business, I would have never joined. If theres one thing I hate, its people having ways to get a hold of me when I do not want to be gotten hold of.

Being an introvert and an entrepreneur don't really fit together all that well

00accord44
01-03-2014, 07:21 PM
Thing is, I still don't really "do" shit on there. I'm not even really sure what youre supposed to do other than add people to your network. I thought I was done with all that when I got on FB

00accord44
01-03-2014, 07:49 PM
I almost forgot to report the gross violation of good automotive taste I saw today.... if this were 12 years ago I would be sending this to RiceBoyPage

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05681.jpg

00accord44
01-03-2014, 07:52 PM
Although my instincts (and that decal above the F-150 badge) tell me this belongs on BeanBoyPage.....


I'd apologize but there are no people here that would be offended

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:09 PM
Something tells me that the country that the owner is from rhymes with schamexico.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 08:14 PM
you cant see it in that pic but this fucker had a brake light in that spoiler and synched it to his turn signal. Clearly skilled enough to manage some wire splicing but not smart enough to realize the spoiler from a Ford Probe wont fit an F150

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:32 PM
I think I'm almost offended by the 90's-esk era tail light covers.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:34 PM
*offended more by


^^^ obviously I ran into 'a guy' after work, and my typing is a little foggy.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:35 PM
*almost more offended

^^^ Obviously I ran into 'a guy' after work, and my typing is a little foggy.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:51 PM
goddamn af being buggy. Timed out, tried to retype what I just typed, submitted again, neither show up, now both are there.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 08:54 PM
Hey, so riddle me this:

When I was perma banned and left this place, there was an off topic forum within the 4th gen forum, and has since been closed. When/why did that go down? Did that happen when the "Shuttlee" addition happened?

Also, does anyone remember why the fuck I was banned anyway? For the fucking life of me I can't remember, what the hell broke the camels back! Like going to prison for so long that you cant remember why you were in there.

CivicSpoon
01-03-2014, 10:05 PM
Hey, so riddle me this:

When I was perma banned and left this place, there was an off topic forum within the 4th gen forum, and has since been closed. When/why did that go down? Did that happen when the "Shuttlee" addition happened?

Also, does anyone remember why the fuck I was banned anyway? For the fucking life of me I can't remember, what the hell broke the camels back! Like going to prison for so long that you cant remember why you were in there.
I believe it all changed right before you got unbanned/ the Shuttlee. It was basically because we went from the most traffic to one of the least, so they decided we were no longer special enough to deserve an entire off topic subforum.

Not really sure why you got banned. I remember you posted a bunch of DIY fiberglass posts. Vaguely recall some moderator making a comment about you being banned, after you deleted the images and content from those posts. Other than that, I'm not sure on any specifics.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 10:55 PM
Why did that population shift happen? I seem to see just as many ricers today as I did back then.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:06 PM
IOENO ("I dont even know" for those who dont speak nonsense) what the hell the Shutlee is. Nor do I really know why you got banned, but I assume it was for rampant TSC'ing which is similar to Taranaki'ing minus the overall dickheadishness

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:08 PM
Bu I assume the population shift happened after Tokyo Drift. I consider that to be an extinction level event for all car enthusiasts

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:08 PM
I'm a virgin, never seen that one. Not even accidentally. :D

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:10 PM
Youve seen NONE of the FnF movies??? Thats kinda impressive in a "fuck the establishment" kind of way

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:11 PM
Oh no, I've never seen Tokyo Drift. I've seen 1,2,5andSix.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:12 PM
Oh...... I retract my previous tempered admiration

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:13 PM
As you should. Carry on.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:13 PM
Speaking of admiration, theres a movie on Skinemax called Intergalactic Swingers. Keep up the good work Skinemax

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:14 PM
Lame. Me - no premo cable

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:14 PM
And I ordered an omlet pizza 45 minutes ago... .wharrrr the fuck is it?!

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:16 PM
Speaking of admiration, theres a movie on Skinemax called Intergalactic Swingers. Keep up the good work Skinemax

And I read that a few times before I didn't see it as "Skine Max". I was confused as fuck.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:17 PM
I debated f it was spelled Skinemax or Skinamax. Skinamax looked more like a diet pill to me

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:17 PM
Skin-E-Max, that'd be a toss up

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:17 PM
I would have went with Skin-O-Max

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:19 PM
I always figure -O- is meant for -Rama's or -Ganza's

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:19 PM
Hmm. Possibly.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:21 PM
have fun trying to google "-O-". El Impossible

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:24 PM
I tried and failed, but in the mean time I highly recommend New Jack City. So many classic moments that I forgot til it popped up on cable just now

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qx60sCIu1rwu9euo1_400.gif

CivicSpoon
01-03-2014, 11:24 PM
IOENO ("I dont even know" for those who dont speak nonsense) what the hell the Shutlee is.
A Shutlee is Moppie's version of a Honda Shuttle. The Shuttle in our great land is a better version of our 4th Gen Wagon.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:26 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:26 PM
I cant add a Thanks on that?? Cmon AF, show some respect

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:27 PM
refresh

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:28 PM
Punk ass F5 holding me back again

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:28 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvp61sApzo1qc4cp9o1_250.gif

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:29 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdys2uGuRM1qk6wc3o1_500.gif

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:31 PM
Dont do it Pookie!!

http://media.tumblr.com/fe6e475f25a566479c11604f5248a7e3/tumblr_inline_mwa92eFsyA1qh6yck.gif

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:33 PM
..and for the last gif from the movie that I might be the only person here to have seen

http://24.media.tumblr.com/36b714973f6bdacb2097ede1a89542f7/tumblr_mshdzkliL71so9c0do1_400.gif

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:35 PM
I lied.... Ice T deserves a spot for this classic line

http://imageshack.us/a/img7/2875/p6b7.gif

CivicSpoon
01-03-2014, 11:35 PM
Oh no, I've never seen Tokyo Drift. I've seen 1,2,5andSix.
Strangely Tokyo Drift was the last F&F movie I've ever watched. Apparently its some sort of prequel to #5 or #6. Where the Asian dude dies at the end in a crash is a pretty main character in Tokyo Drift.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 11:37 PM
The fact that they tried to pull some slick time shift shit only makes Tokyo Drift worse. Seems to me like they made Tokyo Drift, then realized they needed to do other stuff with that asian guy for the next 12 sequels

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 11:53 PM
I hear Brian dies between in the 6th and 7th film.










Too soon still?



Probably not.

00accord44
01-04-2014, 12:09 AM
I heard theyre gonna have a hologram O'Conner in the 8th and 9th one. Then on the 10th one he comes back with Tupac and Elvis in a winner takes all three-man race

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 12:12 AM
Well after almost an hour and fifteen minutes the pizza arrived. I consumed 4 pieces, now I'm in a little food coma. Maybe I'll make it through the night, if I take my "medication"

00accord44
01-04-2014, 12:15 AM
I could go for one of those Lil Caesers Hot n Fresh pizzas right now... but that would require leaving the house in which case my first stop is the pharmacy.

Second stop, Pizza Pizza

Third stop, gas station bathroom

Fourth stop, 7-11 for skittles

Fifth stop, back to Pizza Pizza cause I ate it all in the car

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 12:17 AM
If your clever you can combine three and four.

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 12:18 AM
hide

00accord44
01-04-2014, 12:20 AM
Very true. Im not thinking clear with all this sobriety weighing my brain down

TheSilentChamber
01-04-2014, 12:22 AM
AND if you buy two pizzas, you can combine the second and fifth.


Gotta be a smart *points at back of hand*






*your hand, not mine.

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