SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:02 PM
if you look down at a left handed girl while shes making the money, shes using the opposite hand than a righty, there for its like watching a proper girl in the mirror.

Stay on track Acorn.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:03 PM
I havn't used my vape in a long time, different feel to it- I like the unhealthy tar version of smoking.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:05 PM
I smoked a lot of Garcia Vegas when my friend was back in town over the holidays and I gotta say, I feel like I got more out of my herbage when I got back to the water pipe. I think I just plateau too easily nowdays when I use the same method over and over

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:08 PM
I smoked a lot of Garcia Vegas when my friend was back in town over the holidays and I gotta say, I feel like I got more out of my herbage when I got back to the water pipe. I think I just plateau too easily nowdays when I use the same method over and over

Yeah I agree. I rotate between papers, pipes, and water BONGS. And throw in the vape from time to time. I do find when I use the vape, I tend to use it a lot- I feel like it "wastes" more than the other, because your left with this dried up brownish bud instead of ashes.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:10 PM
Try using a little glass chillum, I usually don't like small pipes, but I have a little chillum that I use from time to time and seems to make even mediocre stuff hit hard- like the smoke goes straight to your brain. Makes my lips numb too.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:12 PM
Hmmmm the "less is more" technique. Might try that too. Maybe I should put my pipe back in rotation with the bong

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:22 PM
Or you could try the more is more technique. Every 30 minutes on the minute.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:48 PM
Thats pretty much the strategy from this past weekend. Ran through a full 7g in about 12 hours between two people, which isnt too wild but a 7 by myself lasts about two weeks

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:50 PM
Thats pretty much the strategy from this past weekend. Ran through a full 7g in about 12 hours between two people, which isnt too wild but a 7 by myself lasts about two weeks

Not shabby.
I went through 10g between Saturday and Wednesday- but I had to cut off early tuesday to have enough for a few bowels on New Years :(

I was planning on laying off, but I don't know... kinda want to this weekend, been a crappy week.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:51 PM
Bowels? bowls. I don't want to light up a bowel....

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:52 PM
I was perfectly fine believing you constructed a bong out of a used anus

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:53 PM
USED!!!??!? Who do I look like?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:54 PM
If youre using a brand new set of bowels then that means you're either snatching up newborns or found somebody that was constipated from birth..... and that's just weird

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:55 PM
Not true... there was a girl on tosh-O that had a tube coming out of her belly...

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 03:56 PM
but on a side note... that is a very valid point.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:58 PM
The longer I sit here, the more I wish I had made that call when I was outside. Once I get back in the house it takes some major motivation to get me to leave

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:59 PM
and if Im gonna hole up in the house, I might as well have the herb garden to make it more enjoyable

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:04 PM
if only it were this easy

http://www.savontv.com/im/nwimages/chia-herb-garden.jpg

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:11 PM
Plus isnt it like negative a billion degrees in Chicago this time of year?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:13 PM
Today its a balmy 17 degrees I believe with probably a wind chill of 5-10. I think I heard the high tomorrow will be single digits. The worst is probably still ahead though. Last year it was Feb/March that smacked the city the hardest

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:14 PM
Then again, the weather report is as reliable as this site has been lately so it could be 55 tomorrow for all I know

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:14 PM
ouch. we had a couple weeks of really cold, then it kinda warmed up. I expect cold to slam down again at any moment.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:16 PM
Anyone else feel like, even with $5 subs, subway is still kind of a ripoff?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:18 PM
Well when ALL the sammiches were $5 I thought it was fine, but my roast beef sub is "premium" and costs like $7 for a footlong. If Im gonna spend that much on a sandwich I could make myself then I'll go to Jimmy Johns for a #12

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:20 PM
Thats because cow by-product is more expensive than chicken by-product.

I've never had Jimmy Johns, but I hear good things.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:21 PM
all things being equal, I'd go Jimmy Johns over Subway but its so much easier to find a Subway

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:23 PM
I'd take Quiznos over subway for sure- but as you said, subways are like starbucks.

Usually I hit up the local food carts (solid block of them right up from where I work) but most of them do not accept cards, so when I have no cash on me I go to subway for lunch.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:26 PM
You'll have an easier time finding a elephant riding a tricycle than you will finding a Quiznos around here. I know of one (if its still open) and its about 25 miles away from here, near my old apartment

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:26 PM
Firehouse Subs... now THATS a good hot sammich

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:27 PM
You'll have an easier time finding a elephant riding a tricycle than you will finding a Quiznos around here. I know of one (if its still open) and its about 25 miles away from here, near my old apartment

Damn. There are a few scattered across Portland. Subway on the other hand- I can name 4 within probably 6 blocks- and those are just the ones that I know of, there could be more.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:27 PM
Firehouse Subs... now THATS a good hot sammich

We had one of those in Texas next to the Target. Never ate there, always smelled good from the outside though.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:29 PM
When I worked at the video store (remember those?) one of my coworkers had a hookup at Firehouse. One of the top three hookups in my employment history

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:29 PM
....non :boink: related hookup

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:29 PM
How did you fit inside the RedBox machine?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:30 PM
you'd be amazed how much space is in there. Its like a Mini Cooper but with blu rays stuck between your toes

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:38 PM
I don't even visit redbox anymore, On the vary rare occasion I do rent a movie I either do it Comcast/xfinity on demand or Amazon on demand.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:39 PM
hey look, this thread is almost at 1000 posts. Our lil' baby is about to hit puberty.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:43 PM
thats just precious.... lil short n curlys sprouting up all over... uncontrollable tent popping..... completely unable to locate a clitoris

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:44 PM
I was gonna look for a gif but I forgot this is my work computer

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:47 PM
since I cant get a puberty gif, this will have to do

http://www.ramjam.co.uk/assets/images/projects/qbert/qbert-animated.gif

00accord44
01-03-2014, 04:48 PM
when you look at whats happening, its something like puberty

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:58 PM
I'm not sure you want to use any computer you own to search "puberty gif" lol

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 04:59 PM
AND a new page to boot. We are tearing it up today.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:00 PM
Aint no party like a OT party

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:00 PM
.....mostly cause thereare no people anywhere else to have a party

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:01 PM
my main guy is out of town, I'm going to have to hit up my less than reliable second (quality good, but is never around when I'm around) or this new guy from the post a few days ago about the super sketch deal.... OR I could go to the park in search of a new contact.

White people problems.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:02 PM
:rofl: indeed

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:03 PM
I used to have a street pharmaceutical rep that was a lesbian. And a black lesbian at that. AND not a manbian. She disappeared one day though.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:04 PM
Sounds like she was either a leprechaun or under federal surveillance. Possibly both

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:05 PM
My in-this-suburb guy has disappeared a couple times but never for long and always with a plausible story.... usually involving getting locked up and bailed out

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:07 PM
I need to find a contact closer to where I live, I live right next to a college... that has to be a hotspot. Sadly I no socialize like normals :( so I never meet people.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:07 PM
Life as an introvert sucks ass.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:08 PM
Fuck that. Life as an introvert is awesome!!!!



.....til you need stuff that you cant make

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Definitely should be a decent roster of pharmacists close by though near a college campus

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Like that china white. Gotta find a real Chinese to get that.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Definitely should be a decent roster of pharmacists close by though near a college campus

Its a snoody rich kid college too. Money is no object for most of these kids, so there should be a decent amount of anything you could want.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:11 PM
Well if the local kids will pay out the ass then I would assume their pharmacy has higher prices. Probably can get past that with a "youre fucking kidding me with these prices... do I look like Im late for Psych 101 bitch?" discussion

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:12 PM
Really though, I have no clue how you would find a guy if you didnt already know him or someone he knows. Ive never gotten anything from anybody without a referral of some sort

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 05:14 PM
In Portland, you just walk through one of the various parks and there will be a guy on a bench with a backpack, you give him a nod as you walk by, he gives you a nod back, and a new contact is born.

00accord44
01-03-2014, 05:17 PM
Dam I wish it was that simple here. Any self respecting pharmacist only deals with people they know. Every new connect starts with whatever friend of mine letting the new guy know that I'd be calling...and me saying "hey this is [friend]'s guy. I'm looking for a 7"

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