SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



CivicSpoon
12-30-2013, 10:48 AM
Hey..... you holdin out on the sadistic shit? I didn't see the fight but the internet says this happened

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HxCD6JjpLyc/Ur-0pzR52jI/AAAAAAAA_R8/Ks4kxu7HeLg/s1600/00.gif

:evillol:
LOL That would be it. There is a much worse one though.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fwmi1mLjZW4/Ur-yN3P4U4I/AAAAAAAA_Rc/sVtJRvpIYJg/s1600/6.gif

Ohhhh, so I found out your secret. You have to put a "spoiler=some words" (minus quotes) in the first tag box, rather than "spoiler" alone.

00accord44
12-30-2013, 10:58 AM
HOOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEEE SHIT!! That looks so much worse in slo mo

00accord44
12-30-2013, 11:03 AM
I dont have much mentally invested in MMA but I dont like Silva after these last two fights. I recognize that he is one of the better talents in the short history of MMA but to get your ass knocked the fuck out like he did in the last fight and then talk all that shit (from what Ive heard) before this one only to have your leg snapped like a dry spaghetti noodle seems mighty chumpish


In other chump news, I hear rumblings about the Pacquiao/Mayweather fight again but I dont even wanna see it anymore. 3 years ago I was sure Pac Man would be able to take Floyd but now Floyd would embarrass him in the ring. I still say Floyd ducked him for two years though

CivicSpoon
12-30-2013, 01:01 PM
I don't think heard him really talked too much trash before this fight. I think people dislike him, because of the cocky way he fights, myself included. Especially since the way he fought in their first fight, was one of the most disrespectful "performances" he ever had.

Notice the fake "Oh, I'm hurt and about to be KO'd", lowering of hands and drop of the body shenanigans. Of course followed shortly by the real thing :D
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/12/chris-weidman-anderson-silva-knockout-gif.gif

I can't say for sure that was the most arrogant performance he ever put on. There was his fight in Abu Dhabi. The son (Prince ?) of the Abu Dhabi runs a government owned entertainment company. He/they purchased a 10% stake in the UFC, and decided to have an event there, and built as huge outdoor stadium for that one show (took it down the next day). Anderson decided his opponent wasn't shit, so he did absolutely nothing in the fight, and was even warned by the ref about constantly backing away from his opponent. The UFC threatened to fire him if he ever did it again, and they have no plans to ever go back to Abu Dhabi, because it was so disrespectful & boring.

But he got away with it for 7 years, doing the same thing, he was that good. Karma will get ya every time.

I absolutely agree with the Pacquiao/Mayweather thing. That ship sailed long ago, even more so after Pacman's KO loss. Mayweather absolutely ducked him, in fact leading up to the Canelo fight, he admitted that his team chose lesser opponents for him to fight. Then he tried to make it seem like a noble thing, because he "made a lot of lesser known fighters a lot of money".

CivicSpoon
12-30-2013, 01:02 PM
Woo f'ing hoo! I just got the capacitors I ordered, so I can try to fix my computer monitor, and get rid of this garbage ass CRT one. Hopefully I don't screw this up. LOL

00accord44
12-30-2013, 04:58 PM
I forgot you were the last man standing with a CRT monitor. If computers didnt naturally melt in my possession I'd probably still be using one too

00accord44
12-30-2013, 05:03 PM
Notice the fake "Oh, I'm hurt and about to be KO'd", lowering of hands and drop of the body shenanigans. Of course followed shortly by the real thing :D
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/12/chris-weidman-anderson-silva-knockout-gif.gif



Thats justice in motion right there. I hate cocky bullshit. I mean if you do talk shit then you better back it up and Silva used to.... but that's clearly over.

As Smokey once said...

http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/YOU+_7f0918c6f898d243ca9b59f3abe769e4.gif

00accord44
12-30-2013, 05:07 PM
Mayweather absolutely ducked him, in fact leading up to the Canelo fight, he admitted that his team chose lesser opponents for him to fight. Then he tried to make it seem like a noble thing, because he "made a lot of lesser known fighters a lot of money".

Nonsense.... he took fights with lesser fighters cause he could dictate his take of it all much easier AND he was scared Pac Man could take away that undefeated title. Then lesser fighters could still make their name off trying to be Loss #2

CivicSpoon
12-30-2013, 05:59 PM
I forgot you were the last man standing with a CRT monitor. If computers didnt naturally melt in my possession I'd probably still be using one too
Looks like I'll be sticking with it for a bit longer. Damn soldering iron is over 10 years old, and doesn't get hot enough to do anything. It won't even melt the damn solder that's been stuck on the tip for years, so I could clean it. I'd need one that has a sharper tip anyways. If I wasn't still sick, and it wasn't snowing bad out right now, I'd hit up the local radioshack and buy a new one. I am so pissed.

CivicSpoon
12-31-2013, 12:57 PM
Got a new soldering iron today Swapped the capacitors, and my monitor works again. Shit is crazy. I used that old POS for so long, that I forgot what using a real monitor was like. With the resolution jacked up, it's easily 3 times as big. One happy Spoon today.

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 01:02 PM
HD or no D

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 03:33 PM
Just took my lap top apart and blew out the dust.

That's enough work for today...

00accord44
12-31-2013, 07:35 PM
In case this is my last post of 2013 let me make sure its put to good use.




Boobs

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:02 PM
You did not gif that, there for it does not count.

Lose.

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:03 PM
Do I need to teach you how to play this game?

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-5.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:05 PM
Hi, My name is Acorn, and I'm a big ol' tittie...

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-8.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:06 PM
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like 'its better than yours...

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-9.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:08 PM
o.O

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-15.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:09 PM
Pass it to the left . . .

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-18.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:10 PM
Shaken not sturrrrrrr'd

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/bouncing-breasts/bouncing-boobs-gif-6.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:13 PM
holy good god damn

http://acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_02.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:14 PM
Entertains herself for hours....

http://acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_05.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:15 PM
Out of comments

http://acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_17.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:17 PM
For LOLZ

http://acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_36.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-31-2013, 09:18 PM
I expect thank yous from EVERYONE when you wake up hung over and check AF to be greeted by such a great string of posts.

00accord44
01-01-2014, 10:40 AM
holy good god damn

http://acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_02.gif

If I could put two thanks on this one, I would

00accord44
01-01-2014, 10:41 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1601585/4-thumbs-down-o.gif

00accord44
01-01-2014, 10:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MDIqU.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 10:57 AM
If I could put two thanks on this one, I would

I'm not sure what the dude is doing in the gif.. but, who can blame him?

CivicSpoon
01-01-2014, 09:39 PM
I'm not sure what the dude is doing in the gif.. but, who can blame him?
That's her sugar daddy/maybe husband. I've seen quite a few different gifs of her, about half with that dude (or at least his hands and arms). There are one or two that are a little more... revealing ;);) floating around.

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 09:45 PM
That's her sugar daddy/maybe husband. I've seen quite a few different gifs of her, about half with that dude (or at least his hands and arms). There are one or two that are a little more... revealing ;);) floating around.

I believe some research may be in order here...

CivicSpoon
01-01-2014, 09:49 PM
Surprised I actually got posts and Thanks to work with my phone. Apparently I have to use the Firefox browser to post on this site, rather than the default browser. What a pain in the ass.

On a happier note, I've been watching My Strange Addiction. Saw a lady who ate paint pens (gave it up after her kidneys started being effected), a lady who was into non-kinky "pony play", and now a lady who eats mattresses for the past 20 years, and twins who do everything to be identical. Shit brightened my day.

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 09:52 PM
So, I've decided what kind of car I'm in search of. VDub Corrado VR6.

CivicSpoon
01-01-2014, 10:04 PM
So, I've decided what kind of car I'm in search of. VDub Corrado VR6.
Fuck. I always kind of had a weird mental feeling about you, that you weren't quite "right". I had no I death that my feeling was that you were a VDub douchebag.

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 10:11 PM
Ha!

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 10:37 PM
But in all seriousness, they're pretty cool little cars. I know a lot of people say the supercharged 4cyl version is better, but I've always wanted a vr6 car. Ideally down the road I'd like to swap in a newer r32 24v with 6speed tranny and turbo it- but that's in the distant future. I like the design of the car, very clean looking- still goods good 20 years later. And the spoiler that automatically comes up at speed... come on- that's sexy.

TheSilentChamber
01-01-2014, 10:39 PM
Also I came across one that someone had swapped in (with a decent amount of fab work of course) an entire 4motion awd system. Little turbo hatchback vr6 with awd? Yes, please!

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:29 AM
Im not a big VW fan but I have to admit the Corrado does look nice

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:31 AM
although I prefer this Corrado

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/0000034420_20061020200542.jpg

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:34 AM
Im not sure whats going on here.... but I'd hit it

http://actualites.sympatico.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/drive.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-02-2014, 12:45 AM
Found a 3 bed 2.5 bath house with garage and fenced in yard, furnished kitchen and washer/drier hookups for half of what I'm paying in rent at my apartment. Still have 6 months on my lease here :(

00accord44
01-02-2014, 10:50 AM
I was about to comment on that, but was stopped when I saw this in my banner ad

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/AFAd.png

I think all this titty talk is improving the ads

TheSilentChamber
01-02-2014, 12:32 PM
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.... Don't mind me, just improving the landscape...

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:36 PM
Lemme help you out with that

http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2013/07/832.gif

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:37 PM
There's a fine line between Boys Club threads and threads that get shut down for lite pourn.... lets find that line

00accord44
01-02-2014, 12:38 PM
I love playing the bongos

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ass-gif.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-02-2014, 01:12 PM
Is that water or sweat?

00accord44
01-02-2014, 01:47 PM
I assume its sweat (see what I did there?)

00accord44
01-02-2014, 01:48 PM
Im really close to clicking on this ad for the really pourn-like game that is playing on repeat on my screen.


So much better than what used to be there, except for the Asian Singles. I still miss the Asian Singles

00accord44
01-02-2014, 01:49 PM
Pussy meets ass. I call this gif "Taint"

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/436/718/127.gif

TheSilentChamber
01-02-2014, 03:33 PM
Lol

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 12:46 PM
Friday... ?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 02:53 PM
Its Friday.... you aint got no job........ and you aint got shit to do!

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s159/jbennett98/GIFS/smokey_zps03139054.gif?t=1384962221

00accord44
01-03-2014, 02:54 PM
However, my cupboard is bare of herbaceuticals

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 02:55 PM
However, my cupboard is bare of herbaceuticals

Mine too... I'm thinking about remedying that though.... How 'bout choooo?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 02:58 PM
I was thinking of making a call when I was out on lunch but I'm gonna hold off til next week so I can try and force myself back into the gym that I pay for monthly. Havent been since the day I realized I had torn a ligament in my hand. In the six weeks that followed, I taught myself to use a lighter in my left hand though

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 02:59 PM
I have two lefty pipes...

Lefties are my favorite, its like watching a hand job in the mirror.

TheSilentChamber
01-03-2014, 02:59 PM
I mean..... what?

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:01 PM
Im trying to figure out how thats like watching a HJ in the mirror..... but apparently you multitask in very different ways than I do

00accord44
01-03-2014, 03:02 PM
I never did go get that vaporizer so I could hook it up to the "water pipe".... and now I really wanna test that out

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