want to be mekanic

hi jed here i have want to be a mekanic since i am 9 years old first i want to be truk driver but i got 7 duis so if i can no drive them i want to fix them lol i ned help i dont now were to start i am not good with fix thigns yet i want to learn i ned to go to school i live in reno nevada also i dont have tolls and i need a new batery in my chevy corsica my uncle gave to me i try to replace it last week result was big fire and burn fingers opps oh well. [ad removed by Moderator]

Pretty simple:

1) Quit drinking
2) Go to school

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