What's Pontiac's obsession with 3 spoke wheels?

Why do bald guys always drive Golfs?

Why do guys with pink shirts always drive Volvos?

Why did Tylenol package the same number of day pills and night pills in the handi-pack when you take 3 a day and 1 a night?

Pastel colour paint jobs suck.

I'm hungry.

Oatmeal is a pretty weird food. It's a lot like snot.

Dam song, get out of my head.:zx11pisse

I'm hungry.

Oatmeal is a pretty weird food. It's a lot like snot.

Have some oatmeal!

Why are women the way they are....????:rolleyes:

Why are men the way they are? :finger:

Why is glue sticky?

What the hell is a HTML code?

What does F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9, F10, F11, and F12 do?:confused:

Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

That's a good one.:p

What should I write in this reply? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Originally posted by 450HPviper
What does F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9, F10, F11, and F12 do?:confused:

press them and see:D

why are woman so beautiful sometimes?

Why isn't my model car coming in the mail

WHy am i bored

Why? Why?

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Originally posted by ci5ic
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
Smell?:confused:



:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

Why don't some teenagers just learn to accept that their parents do know better?

Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

B/c they did.

Why is my choir director a b!tchy crack ho?

Why am I tired if I slept for 7 hours last night?

Colour confuses me. It doesn't physically exist, just certain things that are different colours reflect different amounts of light to look different or something like that...why couldn't I just have either 800 IQ and understand or 8 and not give a shit?

Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

why is a fish posting on AF?

what does the YKK on zippers stand for?

why does everything "tastes like chicken"?

why is it only thursday?

It's sunny out. :cool:

How big would a spider have to be to build a world wide web?:confused:

What if I choose to not obey my thirst?:confused:
















to be continued...

I wonder how long til this thread gets locked..


Why do people break up?

Why do they easily become friends afterwards?

Why does that sometimes backfire horribly?

Why won't I get off my ass and do chores I need to do?


Maybe I'll go do them...

If jelly was never invented, we would just have peanut butter and _______ sandwiches.:alien:

Independant Study Units suck ass. especially 4 of them that are due within 4 weeks of each other. :(

Originally posted by S13_Iketani


what does the YKK on zippers stand for?


haha, this is prob a dumb explanation, me and a friend made it up before year 2000, but there are 2 k's so it's kinda like, Y2K, we were young and thought it just meant that they were Y2K compliant or w/e:hehehe:

I have yet to have any random thoughts of my own. But you all have done a good job with coming up with some!

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
Why is the sky blue, Why is water wet, Why did Judas wrath to romans while Jesus Slept.

Yep, I've got that CD too ;)

Originally posted by tonioseven
If jelly was never invented, we would just have peanut butter and _______ sandwiches.:alien:


Peanut Butter and Jam sandwiches I would say... :rolleyes:

you can drift a bicycle... :D

Why did I drink so much last night? My head hurts.

Who put too much sugar in my coffee?

How do cats learn to be so manipulative?

I wonder how long til this thread gets locked..

When we get to page 4 or so. :D

Originally posted by 450HPviper


That's a good one.:p

Give me an answer then:(

if our urine tasted good, would it still be so revolting to drink it? who would be the first to try?

Why do Opel keep trying to attract private buyers to the Vectra?

What drives a person to just kill someone?

How come my cat understands the word lard-arse?

I need the sleep :bloated:

Does anybody really care whether the chicken or the egg came first? :confused:

:huh: <-------the expression on my face while reading this whole thread

The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch?

the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky.

The sky is blue because the atmosphere acts like a prism for the suns rays. Since blue is the first colour to break down, it is there for the majority of the day, with the exception of sunrise and sunset, when the sun is at a shallower angle. More atmosphere to travel through, more colours the light is broken into.


YKK is a zipper making brand, and the worlds major zipper supplier

:finger:

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
what does the YKK on zippers stand for?


http://www.ykk.com/ :D

Originally posted by Heep
The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch? True, excellent point. How come Chicken and eggs don't sound appetizing? :apuke:

Originally posted by supratuner
why do my parents say becuase i told you so?

Because that's what us parents do until their children are mature enough to understand the logic in the full reason.:)




random thought - I don't miss AIM and I think I'm getting bored with this computer.

Where does the White go when then snow melts????

Originally posted by Heep
The chicken came first...who would sit on the egg to make it hatch?

Abird that was almost but not quite a chicken laid an egg,the first real chicken hatched from the egg,therefore the egg came first.:)

Originally posted by taranaki


Abird that was almost but not quite a chicken laid an egg,the first real chicken hatched from the egg,therefore the egg came first.:)

The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger:

Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger: :spit: :spit:

Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger: If she does, she's pretty damn quick!:p

We, now have reached the 4th page. Anytime now.

So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow? :huh: Ok, you lost me.

"beer" ....... *drools*

what do they use to get teflon to stick to the pan.

what is that tapping noise and where the hell is it coming from in my car.

If homosexuals cannot breed , where are they all coming from ???

Originally posted by YogsVR4
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

African or European?



:D

Why is is that when you're driving down the road, and you're trying to get someplace, that you catch every single stoplight on the way, but when you're trying to catch a stoplight, say to read a map or something, you get nothing but green lights?

Why does my car break right before a trip?

Why do police pull you over and not the fool driving down the old two-lane road at 90 mph?

Why does nothing ever go right the first time?

Originally posted by Oz


The egg came first. Why? Because the Chicken was obviously female. Has the female ever come first? :finger:

Two chickens came at the same time :)

Yay!

Originally posted by YogsVR4
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

hehe....are you suggesting that coconuts migrate???

:D

Originally posted by BigJustinZ28
"beer" ....... *drools*

what do they use to get teflon to stick to the pan.

what is that tapping noise and where the hell is it coming from in my car.

If homosexuals cannot breed , where are they all coming from ??? :spit: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: Those were all pretty dang funny!:cool:

Why do some men think that men are better than women??

Originally posted by tyju32602
Why do some men think that men are better than women??

Why do some women think that women are better than men?? :rolleyes:

What do you add to freeze-dried water?























:huh:

Originally posted by 450HPviper
:huh: Ok, you lost me.

You, sir, are not a patron of the classics! :D

What if you eat Lipton's Cup-O-Soup out of a bowl? Is it still Cup-O-Soup?























:bloated:

*yawn*

*awww man my head hurts???*

*where am I???*

*where are my pants???*

*dude , my butt hurts*

*AHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS THAT !!!!!!*

:frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog:

You're in the cabin of a boat travelling 30 mph. You jump straight up. Do you land where you jumped from, or a few feet back? In other words are you really jumping straight up, or jumping 30 mph forward? What if you lunge towards the back of the boat? Are you still jumping forward somewhat? What if a bee is on the boat and then lifts off...does the boat speed away while he stays put, or does he fly 30 mph with the boat?

Originally posted by Heep
You're in the cabin of a boat travelling 30 mph. You jump straight up. Do you land where you jumped from, or a few feet back? In other words are you really jumping straight up, or jumping 30 mph forward? What if you lunge towards the back of the boat? Are you still jumping forward somewhat? What if a bee is on the boat and then lifts off...does the boat speed away while he stays put, or does he fly 30 mph with the boat?
If your in the cabin you stay put. If you lunge towards the back of the boat you really aren't moving the boat is getting away from you. No you aren't jumping forward the boat is pulling away from you, and the bee im not too too sure but if he takes off and the boat is moving and he is on top of the boat the boat will pull away from him and he will not be able to get back on unless he is really fast.

Originally posted by Heep
You're in the cabin of a boat travelling 30 mph. You jump straight up. Do you land where you jumped from, or a few feet back? In other words are you really jumping straight up, or jumping 30 mph forward? What if you lunge towards the back of the boat? Are you still jumping forward somewhat? What if a bee is on the boat and then lifts off...does the boat speed away while he stays put, or does he fly 30 mph with the boat?

#1 you would hit your head on the roof of the cabin...

#2 i have tried this on my bus and yes i hit my head on the roof but i solved it. The higher you jump the farther away you go from the origonal spot. think of it this way, the faster the object is going the farther back you will travel faster. for example.

Your on a bed of a truck and the truck is going 10 mph and you jump striaght up. Your barly going to move.

Or If you standing in the bed and the truck is doing 80 mph and you jump you are likely going to fall out.


See we don';t notice this by jumping 10" off the surface because its not enough to do anything.


Ok heres a good example. your in a car and you are going 40 mph. and you have a baseball in your hand. if you through the ball straight up (ouy a sunroof) the ball isn't going to come straight down.

its a weird concept but its noit hard to comply.


-RaceMySS

OK, you stick your head out the window of your car driving 60 mph and spit forwards, you get splatted. You spit at the dash with the windows up, does the spit land on your face or the dash?

Originally posted by Heep
OK, you stick your head out the window of your car driving 60 mph and spit forwards, you get splatted. You spit at the dash with the windows up, does the spit land on your face or the dash?


Of course :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You are propelling the object or thing foward!!! you also with the head out the window have a force the opposite in which your trying to move the spit

Just like shooting a gun.....if you have enough force to push through the air than the object will go..

Why don't men have kids?

Originally posted by tyju32602
Why don't men have kids?

Why don't men have BRAINS? Better yet, why doesn't ANYONE today have one?

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Why don't men have BRAINS? Better yet, why doesn't ANYONE today have one?


Because almost everyone does drugs.

im 17 and i haven't touched anythiong but 1 ciggerette and i though it was discusting....whenever i see girls my age smoking i think it stupid and disgusting.

I hate how todays society is growing up on drugs.

I just pisses me off sometimes.

-Rich

where did crabs come from :confused:

Why is this on my wall??

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/326625Cnv0007.jpg

Originally posted by SiRI
where did crabs come from :confused:


SEX

Why am I so tired?

Why do they throw a guy a bachelor party to celebrate his "last night of singlehood" when technically, he has been in a committed relationship for over 2 years?

Why are Cheetos Day-Glo orange?

Why is AF purple?

Why do we bother with the letter "C"? S can make the "suh" sound, and K can take care of the "kuh" sound...and maybe KH can say "chuh" instead. I hate "C".

How come you can get letter grades A,B,C, D, and F, but no E?

I'd really like a relationship.
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*im hungry*

PHHHRRRRRRT !!!

*now im freakin starving !!!*









*what is that smell ?*

You, sir, are not a patron of the classics!

I'm sorry I'm still a teenager.:D

Originally posted by 450HPviper


I'm sorry I'm still a teenager.:D

Ye gods!:eek:


I never thought such a phrase would ever be uttered!:silly2:

You,Sir,may know squat about Monty Python,but know far more about your place in the grand scheme of things than most of your peers!;)

Why don't dolphins go wrinkly when they stay in the bath for too long?

Originally posted by boingo82
Why is AF purple?


To match my avatar ;)

Originally posted by boingo82


How come you can get letter grades A,B,C, D, and F, but no E?

You don't? I got 'E's all the time at school......:p

At my high school, they went right down to 'G'.......:eek:

Originally posted by BigJustinZ28
*im hungry*

PHHHRRRRRRT !!!

*now im freakin starving !!!*









*what is that smell ?* :spit: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

So what about this Peter Piper and his pickled peppers dilema?

Little Boy Blew. hey, he needed the money. :D :rolleyes:

Why is it so hard to move on in a relationship when children are involved?

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

What would happen if a turbine wheel was to go faster than the speed of sound

Bbuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh hh (vtec)

What if I die tommorow, it'll suck if this sh*tty day is my last day


If I fit a B18 in a mini-coopr, I'll be the talk of the town


Why are women always talkin sh*t about men?

Why do you have to skip the first minute of a techno song to hear something that could clasified as music..

Why do dogs hump your leg? Frankly, are they that dumb?

What is better? Hotdogs or Burger? Mmmm.. Food

Lesbians. Fast cars. Tuning fast cars. Sex

:D

Originally posted by integra818
What would happen if a turbine wheel was to go faster than the speed of sound


Ever been in a helicopter with rotors breaking the sound barrier?

Originally posted by Deakins


Ever been in a helicopter with rotors breaking the sound barrier?

Uhhh, no, what happens?

Uhhh, no, what happens?

They fall off. :o :)